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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Aubade » Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:50 am

Aedh wrote:
Nikachelle wrote:Do I really need to explain the hideousness of a female dwarf with her mouth open?

REALLY?


Two words.

Perfect.

Height.



One Word.

Barf.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Talderas » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:54 am

Aubade wrote:
Aedh wrote:Two words.

Perfect.

Height.



One Word.

Barf.


Now imagine a female gnome in the same pose.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby bldavis » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:49 am

MTadin Jepordy!

Topis: Dirty Minded Thoughts

Answer: A female gnome with popsicle mouth ( :O)

Question: ?
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
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Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Talderas » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:51 am

bldavis wrote:MTadin Jepordy!

Topis: Dirty Minded Thoughts

Answer: A female gnome with popsicle mouth ( :O)

Question: ?


No no no. You see, I'm trying to gross people out with their own thoughts by providing comments to guide them towards what I believe will be the thought that they would have that is most likely to induce vomit.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby bldavis » Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:58 am

i think lythic beat you to it with the dwarf

gnomes can be cute (well better then dwarfs)
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Aedh » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:02 am

Talderas wrote:
Aubade wrote:
Aedh wrote:Two words.

Perfect.

Height.



One Word.

Barf.


Now imagine a female gnome in the same pose.


Travel sized.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Njall » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:13 am

Aedh wrote:
Talderas wrote:
Aubade wrote:

One Word.

Barf.


Now imagine a female gnome in the same pose.


Travel sized.


And just the right height for a dwarf! I knew there was a reason we kept those Gnome medics around.

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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby beornus » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:49 am

Njall wrote:
Aedh wrote:
Talderas wrote:Now imagine a female gnome in the same pose.


Travel sized.


And just the right height for a dwarf! I knew there was a reason we kept those Gnome medics around.

"Hello, Nurse!"


The damn gnomes have to pay their rent in IF somehow. Have to earn their keep so to speak.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Njall » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:00 am

beornus wrote:The damn gnomes have to pay their rent in IF somehow. Have to earn their keep so to speak.


I swear that bread seller who walks around outside the AH in Ironforge (often several feet above the ground) must be some sort of secret arms dealer or something.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Katamai » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:44 am

Aedh wrote:
Talderas wrote:
Aubade wrote:
One Word.

Barf.


Now imagine a female gnome in the same pose.


Travel sized.


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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby amazonadin » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:32 pm

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My pride and joy ,(holy atm) cause healing Invis is always fun and challenging :P lol
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby bldavis » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:42 pm

NO! SHES TRYIG TO RE-RAIL THE THREAD! QUICK! NJALL! WE NEED YOUR HELP!






(or levie, either one works! :twisted: )
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Njall » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:46 pm

Can't move.
Mace will eat me.
Can't move.
Mace will eat me.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby bldavis » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:51 pm

that is a monster looking mace from that angle isnt it?
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Xenix » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:05 pm

It always made me curious why humans' gear is so oversized (especially weapons/shields) compared to Draenei. Maybe I'm just used to the way my character looks, but whenever I go into Strat, I always think my weapons growing 25% when I get smaller makes everything look really goofy.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby bldavis » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:50 am

Xenix wrote:It always made me curious why humans' gear is so oversized (especially weapons/shields) compared to Draenei. Maybe I'm just used to the way my character looks, but whenever I go into Strat, I always think my weapons growing 25% when I get smaller makes everything look really goofy.


if you think our gear is over sized, look at a tuaren with a shield! that quite possibly is the only reason im gonna have a horde pally (that and it brings a whole new meaning to meat shield!
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Flex » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:59 am

Xenix wrote:It always made me curious why humans' gear is so oversized (especially weapons/shields) compared to Draenei. Maybe I'm just used to the way my character looks, but whenever I go into Strat, I always think my weapons growing 25% when I get smaller makes everything look really goofy.


A long time ago in a galaxy far away Blizzard released a patch that made weapons/shields on human females gigantic, except when sheathed then they return to normal size. They have never fixed it.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Sabindeus » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:09 am

Xenix wrote:It always made me curious why humans' gear is so oversized (especially weapons/shields) compared to Draenei. Maybe I'm just used to the way my character looks, but whenever I go into Strat, I always think my weapons growing 25% when I get smaller makes everything look really goofy.


Because humans are the bestest
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Talderas » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:04 am

Flex wrote:A long time ago in a galaxy far away Blizzard released a patch that made weapons/shields on human females gigantic, except when sheathed then they return to normal size. They have never fixed it.


You know what. The same thing occurs when I use my Carved Ogre Idol, though I'm certain the difference is more significant. When sheathed, my items are of the size appropriate to a male blood elf. When I unsheath them, they're larger than male tauren weapons.

No joke. My one handers are bigger than female blood elves. It is my firm opinion that ogres have the skill "Dual-Wield Female Blood Elves".
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Invisusira » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:59 am

hmmmmmm

is... is this the thread?
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Njall » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:04 am

<chuckle> A lot there to be proud of, truth be known.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Grehn|Skipjack » Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:47 pm

ITT: Nika's alt better geared and more progressed than my main in 1/5th the time.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Sabindeus » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:08 pm

Where'd you guys take that picture?
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Flex » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm

Grehn|Skipjack wrote:ITT: Nika's alt better geared and more progressed than my main in 1/5th the time.

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o>-< <-Nika
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride

Postby Grehn|Skipjack » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:43 pm

Flex wrote:
Grehn|Skipjack wrote:ITT: Nika's alt better geared and more progressed than my main in 1/5th the time.

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son of a whore. I can't make vertical stick men work right

I lol'd. Hard.
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