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Re: Relationships

Postby Fivelives » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:24 pm

Women.

Can't live with 'em, can't breed without 'em.
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Re: Relationships

Postby Brekkie » Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:49 pm

Fivelives wrote:Women.

Can't live with 'em, can't breed without 'em.


Comeoooooooooooooon cloning!
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Re: Relationships

Postby Fridmarr » Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:58 pm

Brekkie wrote:
Fivelives wrote:Women.

Can't live with 'em, can't breed without 'em.


Comeoooooooooooooon cloning!


We'll (men) be extinct!
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Re: Relationships

Postby Passionario » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:53 am

Fivelives wrote:Women.

Can't live with 'em


Challenge accepted. 8)
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Re: Relationships

Postby Brekkie » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:35 am

Fridmarr wrote:
Brekkie wrote:
Fivelives wrote:Women.

Can't live with 'em, can't breed without 'em.


Comeoooooooooooooon cloning!


We'll (men) be extinct!


But then there will be no one left who can open jars!
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Re: Relationships

Postby Nikachelle » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:57 am

Brekkie wrote:
Fridmarr wrote:
Brekkie wrote:
Comeoooooooooooooon cloning!


We'll (men) be extinct!


But then there will be no one left who can open jars!

She can open my jars for me instead:

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Re: Relationships

Postby bldavis » Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:01 am

finally a woman who looks strong, yet not disgustingly so

female body builders
/shudder
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Re: Relationships

Postby Levantine » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:25 pm

bldavis wrote:finally a woman who looks strong, yet not disgustingly so

female body builders
/shudder


You don't get out much, do you. There are plenty of women even in as limited an area as my city who look strong without being masculine.
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Re: Relationships

Postby theckhd » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:42 pm

Levantine wrote:You don't get out much, do you. .

Of course not, have you seen his post count? :P

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Re: Relationships

Postby Amirya » Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:14 pm

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I'm better than half of the 1%?
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Re: Relationships

Postby Levantine » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:00 am

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Re: Relationships

Postby bldavis » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:33 am

Levantine wrote:
bldavis wrote:finally a woman who looks strong, yet not disgustingly so

female body builders
/shudder


You don't get out much, do you. There are plenty of women even in as limited an area as my city who look strong without being masculine.

i live in a city of 17k ppl

and i was also being sarcastic :?
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Relationships

Postby firstamendme » Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:22 am

Papers filed. I had her move out, and she immediately went to this guy's place to stay and started sending him romantic e-cards about cuddling in his bed. Man did I ever make the right call.
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Re: Relationships

Postby Nikachelle » Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:29 am

firstamendme wrote:Papers filed. I had her move out, and she immediately went to this guy's place to stay and started sending him romantic e-cards about cuddling in his bed. Man did I ever make the right call.

Sounds like you did the right thing! Good on you for being strong.
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Re: Relationships

Postby Nikachelle » Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:31 am

bldavis wrote:
Levantine wrote:
bldavis wrote:finally a woman who looks strong, yet not disgustingly so

female body builders
/shudder


You don't get out much, do you. There are plenty of women even in as limited an area as my city who look strong without being masculine.

i live in a city of 17k ppl

and i was also being sarcastic :?

How was anything you were saying remotely sarcastic? So you DO find female body builders attractive?
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Re: Relationships

Postby Barathorn » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:18 am

I hope by strong what was actually meant was 'athletic'. That I can understand. Athletic = thumbs up, body builders = thumbs down. That is of course my personal taste.

Also I call horseshit on the sarcasm play.

:roll:

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Re: Relationships

Postby Sagara » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:30 am

Barathorn wrote: :roll:

C H A N G E T H E R E C O R D.

GET ORF MY LAWN.


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Re: Relationships

Postby Barathorn » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:36 am

I checked.

Computer says no.

/cough.
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Re: Relationships

Postby bldavis » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:39 am

Nikachelle wrote:[
How was anything you were saying remotely sarcastic? So you DO find female body builders attractive?

the first part was sarcastic
i find female body builders disgusting
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Relationships

Postby Amirya » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:46 am

So you prefer your women soft and fat fluffy? :?:
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Re: Relationships

Postby bldavis » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:49 am

Amirya wrote:So you prefer your women soft and fat fluffy? :?:

i prefer curvy
:twisted:

its just female body builders tend to have very masculine looking bodies and severely lacking in the feminine curves department
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Relationships

Postby Barathorn » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:50 am

Amirya wrote:So you prefer your women soft and fat fluffy? :?:


Yeah BLDavis bangs Ewoks.

:mrgreen:
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Re: Relationships

Postby bldavis » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:52 am

Barathorn wrote:
Amirya wrote:So you prefer your women soft and fat fluffy? :?:


Yeah BLDavis bangs Ewoks.

:mrgreen:

:shock: :?

is it my fault that most of my gf's have been shorter then my 5' 11" and curvy?

that and Ewoks arent curvy...they are blocky :twisted:
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Relationships

Postby Barathorn » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:54 am

bldavis wrote:
Amirya wrote:So you prefer your women soft and fat fluffy? :?:

i prefer curvy
:twisted:

its just female body builders tend to have very masculine looking bodies and severely lacking in the feminine curves department


I disagree, they are still obviously women despite having stimulated muscle groups. Also dependant on body shape they can still be very curvy with CBH so that isn't correct.

If you mean you just don't like musclebound women its fine to say that you know? Don't flirt with saying it, just say it.

I like athelic builds but muscle bound women don't do anything for me.

You still bang Ewoks FWIW :).
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Re: Relationships

Postby Barathorn » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:55 am

bldavis wrote:is it my fault that most of my gf's have been shorter then my 5' 11" and curvy?


You chose to go out with them so at a guess....

Yes?

:lol:
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