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Postby Teloc » Mon May 19, 2008 11:11 am

Lightstrider wrote:
Levantine wrote:
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I live dead in phoenix.


WOW sweet like a zombie? Wait if your a zombie then Holy shit zombies have taken over the interwebz!


SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO TO IRAQ LIKE THAT! THE ZOMBIES ARE LIKE BAM!


LAWLZ,


on a side not I think I've passed that point in just not understanding people in general I feel whole confused. Blasted interwebz.


Interwebz: 9001 Lightstrider: 0

WHAT THATS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

ok internet puns aside. Sadly for being a straight guy I get hit on more by gay guys then females. I don't know if I just give off some kind of gay vibe or what.


No military guys are just hot..and a lot of *straight* military guys do gay porn..not posting websites..just google it. Eh, i got a thing for guys in uniform..so yeah just smile and wave, or go for it once lol.
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Postby Lightstrider » Mon May 19, 2008 11:14 am

Morpheren wrote:
Lightstrider wrote:ok internet puns aside. Sadly for being a straight guy I get hit on more by gay guys then females. I don't know if I just give off some kind of gay vibe or what.


psh, that just means that if you are broke, go hang out at a gay bar, and get free drinks all night.


That would work if I wasn't in the military and get in huge amount of shit for it.

Being the last male in my entire famliy line that can have kids, I honestly think It would break my mothers heart if I was gay. Shes well a tid bit too traditional so to say.

Damn me being gay hot, that wasn't the hot I was going for at all.
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Postby Teloc » Mon May 19, 2008 11:14 am

Bah..I gots class now..stupid test then code crap..i'll come back after the test to catch up on thread...yay
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Postby Morpheren » Mon May 19, 2008 11:15 am

Lightstrider wrote:Damn me being gay hot, that wasn't the hot I was going for at all.


stop waxing your chest and wearing mesh shirts.
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Postby Teloc » Mon May 19, 2008 11:16 am

Lightstrider wrote:
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Lightstrider wrote:ok internet puns aside. Sadly for being a straight guy I get hit on more by gay guys then females. I don't know if I just give off some kind of gay vibe or what.


psh, that just means that if you are broke, go hang out at a gay bar, and get free drinks all night.


That would work if I wasn't in the military and get in huge amount of shit for it.

Being the last male in my entire famliy line that can have kids, I honestly think It would break my mothers heart if I was gay. Shes well a tid bit too traditional so to say.

Damn me being gay hot, that wasn't the hot I was going for at all.


Naw, you get the gay guys to hit on you. Politely turn them down but thank them for the complement, and hopefully they will tell the girl they are with then she hits on you.
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Postby Lightstrider » Mon May 19, 2008 11:17 am

Morpheren wrote:
Lightstrider wrote:Damn me being gay hot, that wasn't the hot I was going for at all.


stop waxing your chest and wearing mesh shirts.



that would entail buying a new wardrobe ;)
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Postby Catriona » Mon May 19, 2008 11:18 am

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Lightstrider wrote:Damn me being gay hot, that wasn't the hot I was going for at all.


stop waxing your chest and wearing mesh shirts.

You just gave me the giggles, thanks. :D
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Postby Lightstrider » Mon May 19, 2008 11:20 am

I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.
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Postby Teloc » Mon May 19, 2008 11:23 am

Lightstrider wrote:I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.



Sigh..women don't have the prostate, men do. Physical pressure against it feels good. So guys would enjoy it while women do not.
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Postby Levantine » Mon May 19, 2008 11:23 am

Don't speak too soon there, Light. :P
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Postby Snake-Aes » Mon May 19, 2008 11:24 am

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Sadly american accent isn't considered hot anywhere

Must disagree here. When I was in an Aussie guild a lot of them did anything to keep me talking, and I know when my ship pulled in to Aussieland the guys were snatched up like candy.
I know nothing of French, my native language is Portuguese and it's not even remotely close to spanish, yet people say I have a french accent.


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Postby Morpheren » Mon May 19, 2008 11:24 am

Lightstrider wrote:I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.


I've met exactly 2. A few others that "didn't mind".

MDMA really helps with their opinions on the matter. (NOT DATE RAPE, they were my GF's and we were BOTH on it.)
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Postby Catriona » Mon May 19, 2008 11:24 am

Lightstrider wrote:I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.

The thing is not to jump right in to it. Takes a little getting used to.

That being said some people just don't like strawberry jam, no matter how much they like strawberries.
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Postby Levantine » Mon May 19, 2008 11:24 am

Snake-Aes wrote:
Catriona wrote:
Sadly american accent isn't considered hot anywhere

Must disagree here. When I was in an Aussie guild a lot of them did anything to keep me talking, and I know when my ship pulled in to Aussieland the guys were snatched up like candy.
I know nothing of French, my native language is Portuguese and it's not even remotely close to spanish, yet people say I have a french accent.


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Beloved: With the accent
Ab: That's Chiv
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Postby Morpheren » Mon May 19, 2008 11:25 am

Catriona wrote:
Lightstrider wrote:I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.

The thing is not to jump right in to it. Takes a little getting used to.

That being said some people just don't like strawberry jam, no matter how much they like strawberries.


Cat. Will you marry me?
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Postby Lightstrider » Mon May 19, 2008 11:26 am

Teloc wrote:
Lightstrider wrote:I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.



Sigh..women don't have the prostate, men do. Physical pressure against it feels good. So guys would enjoy it while women do not.


Interesting did not know that. I'd still take a women anyday. Even mildly attractive fat chicks.
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Postby Morpheren » Mon May 19, 2008 11:27 am

Lightstrider wrote:
Teloc wrote:
Lightstrider wrote:I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.



Sigh..women don't have the prostate, men do. Physical pressure against it feels good. So guys would enjoy it while women do not.


Interesting did not know that. I'd still take a women anyday. Even mildly attractive fat chicks.


Big girls need lovin' too.
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Postby Shirak » Mon May 19, 2008 11:28 am

Teloc wrote:
Levantine wrote:Lawl, she flipped out when she found out about the Christmas Eve thing. She told me it didn't matter, because there was nothing she could do to change it, but she didn't hide that she was upset about it.

I'm probably just gunna hold off. =/ I've had this kind of thing go BOOM before, and I don't wanna have it happen again.

And American accents have the potential to be hawt. It all depends on which American accent you have, since there are like a gazillion of them. ^^;


I'm in the one part of America that doesn't have a special accent. I don't have that surfer talk, the NY accent, the southern, the midwestern.

If anyone can tell me what in the world people from Arizona sound like, if we have some special accent I would welcome it.


I'm in AZ, I've been told I have a slight southern accent, other say it is pretty pronounced.

Of course now that we have so many folks moving to AZ, we are just a big pot of "Refrigerator leftovers" - A little bit of everything.
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Postby Catriona » Mon May 19, 2008 11:28 am

Morpheren wrote:
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Lightstrider wrote:I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.

The thing is not to jump right in to it. Takes a little getting used to.

That being said some people just don't like strawberry jam, no matter how much they like strawberries.


Cat. Will you marry me?

I promised I wouldn't do that again, but we can hang out.

So guys would enjoy it while women do not.

...beg to differ.
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Postby Sabindeus » Mon May 19, 2008 11:28 am

Teloc wrote:
Lightstrider wrote:I don't think I could do the whole gay thing. I'd imagine the whole buttsecks would be unconfortable. I've never met a chick that enjoyed it wouldn't imagine guys did.



Sigh..women don't have the prostate, men do. Physical pressure against it feels good. So guys would enjoy it while women do not.


Sounds uncomfortable anyway.
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Postby Morpheren » Mon May 19, 2008 11:30 am

Catriona wrote:
Morpheren wrote:Cat. Will you marry me?

I promised I wouldn't do that again, but we can hang out.

So guys would enjoy it while women do not.

...beg to differ.


Good thing I'm sitting down.
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Postby Catriona » Mon May 19, 2008 11:33 am

Morpheren wrote:Good thing I'm sitting down.

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Postby Morpheren » Mon May 19, 2008 11:34 am

Catriona wrote:
Morpheren wrote:Good thing I'm sitting down.

O.o
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o_O

I dont know if i'm missing the joke here, but I was implying that I would have fainted at your comments. <3
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Postby Levantine » Mon May 19, 2008 11:35 am

Mmmmm buttsecks

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Postby Lightstrider » Mon May 19, 2008 11:37 am

I think the funniest part of this is that it techically is on topic. Well sorta.
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