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Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:24 am

kywirelessguy wrote:Its the cover of Playboy. You get as much action from a bra advertisement in the Sunday newspaper. Quit being such prudes.
I'm not the prude. My boss is.

Do you work in a place where people liberally check images like a magazine cover, and that does not end in a long rant(or worse) against you from your boss?

It's not what is in the image, but that it's presence is a much more obvious way of detecting slacking! :p

(as a programmer, I have a very happy position about it. my web developer tools allow me to browse image-free, and browsing is half-common anyway)
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Postby ulushnar » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:25 am

Looking at forum = could be anything from technical help to video games. Manager doesn't care.

Manager notices image of semi-naked woman over my shoulder = nothappyfuntimes.

Strangely enough I don't go onto WoW sites expecting that sorta stuff since I kinda thought the stereotype of Computer gamers as a bunch of dateless losers who objectify women was an uninformed one.
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Postby guillex » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:26 am

Re beards:

I'm half Italian ... I've been shaving since I was ~14 (11 years? yay!). I grew a full beard once, during the summer, and now just keep a jawline/goatee beard.

I had a few spotty patches when it first started sprouting. I wouldn't worry too much about it... It mostly has to do with genes, how you shave, and the way your hair grows regularly. I'd like to ask, though: Was it bald, or just shorter than the rest? Bald as in ... nothing ... growing ... there ... or just stayed stubbly/shorter than the rest?
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Postby kywirelessguy » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:30 am

I'm sorry you work for such crappy companies. If my manager walked by with that pic on my screen he'd stop and take a look and keep on walking. If it was porn I'm sure he wouldn't be happy, but that girl is fully covered, if not fully clothed. Safe for work in my book.
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Postby guillex » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:32 am

kywirelessguy wrote:I'm sorry you work for such crappy companies. If my manager walked by with that pic on my screen he'd stop and take a look and keep on walking. If it was porn I'm sure he wouldn't be happy, but that girl is fully covered, if not fully clothed. Safe for work in my book.


If all of you weren't aware, we've actually stated that Arkham Asylum REALLY MEANS NSFW forum.

Keep that in mind, and check when you're alone.

Seriously.

It might be a tankadin SITE, but this forum was created for us all to go a bit nuts. Just stay away from it if the boss/supervisor is around. Problem solved.
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Postby Warrender » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:35 am

And this is why I surf the net with images disabled at work.
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Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:36 am

Warrender wrote:And this is why I surf the net with images disabled at work.
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Postby kywirelessguy » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:37 am

Whats the defining line between SFW and NSFW. Obviously nobody wants hustler pics in here without being linked and tagged NSFW, but is a girl in a bikini considered NSFW?

Our company doesn't care, we have plenty of guys around here with supermodel wallpapers and the like (even a woman or two with the whole sexy fireman wallpaper thing going on, so much for your objectifying women statement, eh? Kinda works both ways)

Porn isn't allowed but non-nude sexy photos are ok.


I still don't grow hair in my beard in some spots. Other spots I have like 2 or 3 hairs that grow faster than the rest so if I don't trim them occasionally it looks pretty weird.
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Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:46 am

Beard is somethign that Just doesn't come for me, which is actually a happy thing.
it only really grows at the chin. I could pass for a woman if it depended just on my facial hair with a single shave.
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Postby Fivelives » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:52 am

Levantine wrote:WAY TO SKUM UP MY PERFECTLY GOOD THREAD FOR BEARD DISCUSSION!!!! /glare


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Postby Aranon » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:17 am

Re: Bears -

It'll grow in. Most people are patchy when they're first growing in. Just let it grow every couple of weeks to see if it's filling in yet.

I've had a full beard for...4 years now and I'm never going back.

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Postby Sabindeus » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:49 am

It's true. You will have patches that grow less than others, especially when you're young. Eventually you'll be fine.
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Postby Shalindreal » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:53 am

Warrender wrote:
kywirelessguy wrote:I searched google images for Beard to post a funny looking beard for laughs all around, but the results pulled up a cover of playboy with Amanda Beard and I forgot what I was doing...

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What were we talking about again?


i'm confused..!?
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Postby NarfJones » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:01 am

I present to you a friend of mine who has been completely absorbed into the beard world. This site is your first and foremost reference for all things beard related.

http://www.beards.org/beard07.php
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Postby Annabelle » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:05 am

When I look at the pic of 'the sexiest athlete alive' she has a rather masculine face. Square jaw and such. If you put your fingers over her hair on either side of her face she looks like a man with makeup :roll: Not a very flattering pic at all. Hope she looks better in person.
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