Men 1 - Women 0

[guillex]

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

[Snake-Aes]

I feel for the frozen woman =(

and.. rofl.

[Palafix]

Men 1, Women 1

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

[koldawne]

ROFL!

[Ehtirno]

Real men have the stomachs to endure such things. I fail to see the problem.

[unlimit]

Real men have the stomachs to endure such things. I fail to see the problem.

[Allaren]

The problem is his woman was talkin' sass and he didn't take a belt to her. 'S the problem with this country these days, sissy men and sassy women. Back in my day grumble mumble gurgle gripe.

Damn kids get off my lawn! Yer movin' pictures is rottin' yer minds. And another thing!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Worldie]

bathroom....

[Riyan]

Bah, everyone knows the toilet is the cleanest place in the house! (Unless you live in student housing.. then it might be worth waiting with going to the toilet until you're visiting a proper house).

[Ehtirno]

Yes, the toilet seat on average contains less bacteria than you have under your nails. The water I'd wager is less safe, especially if the toilet has seen some use (the kind that doesn't always flush completely )

At any rate, I'm sure you can find toilet water that's of better quality than what half the world is drinking daily, so either way, /care.