PH34R 4UN7 84R84R4!!!!!

[guillex]

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She
drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot
fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more
with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the fuck away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking."

[Steg]

ROFL

[Pizbit]

I approve.

[Borten]

lmfao!!! that, was gold

[Levantine]

Awesome. (L)

[Avias]

/golfclap

[Vanifae]

Excellent.

[Bobu]

[quote="Guillex"]

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She
drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot
fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more
with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
with her bare hands."
quote]

wish i had a grandma just like that

[guillex]

Too bad it's his aunt.

[Worldie]

10/10

[Bobu]

Too bad it's his aunt.

lol my bad for some reason though she reminded me of a gramotherly figure.