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PH34R 4UN7 84R84R4!!!!!

Postby guillex » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:35 am

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She
drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot
fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more
with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the fuck away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking."
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Postby Steg » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:38 am

ROFL :)
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Postby Pizbit » Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:54 pm

I approve. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Borten » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:40 pm

lmfao!!! that, was gold
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Postby Levantine » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:44 pm

Awesome. (L)
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Postby Avias » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:05 pm

/golfclap
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Postby Vanifae » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:17 pm

Excellent.
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Re: PH34R 4UN7 84R84R4!!!!!

Postby Bobu » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:49 am

[quote="Guillex"]

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She
drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot
fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more
with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
with her bare hands."
quote]

wish i had a grandma just like that :?
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Postby guillex » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:34 pm

Too bad it's his aunt. :P
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Postby Worldie » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:19 pm

10/10
theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.

halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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Postby Bobu » Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:04 am

Guillex wrote:Too bad it's his aunt. :P


lol my bad for some reason though she reminded me of a gramotherly figure.
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Every time I look at you, you seem so alive

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