Invisusira tried to kill me

[Songblade]

/cry, I'm gonna go kill myself now lol

[stormknight]

Where!? When?!

[Levantine]

BElfness? Check.

Server? Check.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING OUR LIGHT!

[Songblade]

But but but, I didnt do anything to her

It was in Zangarmarsh, while I was trying to summon my group to Heroic Slave Pens.

[Levantine]

I bet it was a boring fight anyway.

[Invisusira]

well badperson was trying to purge your ninja buff and then you started running! and then you wouldn't die so we all chased you.

[Songblade]

Im a prot pally, I dont die, you should know this lawlz

I havent been to the graveyard in days

And for that you owe me a favor, tell Sprsmoothe Peppah says hi

[Warbal]

You resisted my mass dispell

[Songblade]

Thats right, cuz im a survivor

[Invisusira]

OMG WARBAL'S FIRST POST =D

[guillex]

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

[Songblade]

Haha good one.

[sapientialb]

Since you had to go all Gloria Gaynor on us (The original, btw) I proudly submit the adult version of this song:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
Jeans!
Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

[Invisusira]

oh hai I killed you

[Uthadanin]

that was amazing. i just laughed so hard i cried.