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Ok ... Question for you, Levi and Eche...
How do you hijack a thread that started off nowhere, ended nowhere, is going nowhere, and was never intended to go anywhere?
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right ... you really can't.
So, go play make-believe with your squirrel friends, enjoy the umbrella tree, eat a few fig newtons because they WILL bolster your resolve into the complete unknown of a monkey, then come back and talk to the rake... The four riders of ashes will inevitably cure this cancer from each and every diode on the face of Mike. We're just not sure which lawnmower will spark this rise of awareness ... Concordantly, we will also never know how much the dreams of a butterfly weigh... So, the bowl of oatmeal sits unripened, therein lying the answer to molasses, quantified sex, and immersed herons.
How do you hijack a thread that started off nowhere, ended nowhere, is going nowhere, and was never intended to go anywhere?
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right ... you really can't.
So, go play make-believe with your squirrel friends, enjoy the umbrella tree, eat a few fig newtons because they WILL bolster your resolve into the complete unknown of a monkey, then come back and talk to the rake... The four riders of ashes will inevitably cure this cancer from each and every diode on the face of Mike. We're just not sure which lawnmower will spark this rise of awareness ... Concordantly, we will also never know how much the dreams of a butterfly weigh... So, the bowl of oatmeal sits unripened, therein lying the answer to molasses, quantified sex, and immersed herons.
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Guillex wrote:Ok ... Question for you, Levi and Eche...
How do you hijack a thread that started off nowhere, ended nowhere, is going nowhere, and was never intended to go anywhere?
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right ... you really can't.
So, go play make-believe with your squirrel friends, enjoy the umbrella tree, eat a few fig newtons because they WILL bolster your resolve into the complete unknown of a monkey, then come back and talk to the rake... The four riders of ashes will inevitably cure this cancer from each and every diode on the face of Mike. We're just not sure which lawnmower will spark this rise of awareness ... Concordantly, we will also never know how much the dreams of a butterfly weigh... So, the bowl of oatmeal sits unripened, therein lying the answer to molasses, quantified sex, and immersed herons.
I think I speak for all of us when I say... we require more vespane gas.
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Guillex wrote:Ok ... Question for you, Levi and Eche...
How do you hijack a thread that started off nowhere, ended nowhere, is going nowhere, and was never intended to go anywhere?
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right ... you really can't.
So, go play make-believe with your squirrel friends, enjoy the umbrella tree, eat a few fig newtons because they WILL bolster your resolve into the complete unknown of a monkey, then come back and talk to the rake... The four riders of ashes will inevitably cure this cancer from each and every diode on the face of Mike. We're just not sure which lawnmower will spark this rise of awareness ... Concordantly, we will also never know how much the dreams of a butterfly weigh... So, the bowl of oatmeal sits unripened, therein lying the answer to molasses, quantified sex, and immersed herons.
Or I could make the thread about nothing, about something, therefore derailing it from it's original purpose, and bending it to my will. Thus hijacking the 'unhijackable' thread.
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Guillex wrote:
How do you hijack a thread that started off nowhere, ended nowhere, is going nowhere, and was never intended to go anywhere?
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right ... you really can't.
So, go play make-believe with your squirrel friends, enjoy the umbrella tree, eat a few fig newtons because they WILL bolster your resolve into the complete unknown of a monkey, then come back and talk to the rake... The four riders of ashes will inevitably cure this cancer from each and every diode on the face of Mike. We're just not sure which lawnmower will spark this rise of awareness ... Concordantly, we will also never know how much the dreams of a butterfly weigh... So, the bowl of oatmeal sits unripened, therein lying the answer to molasses, quantified sex, and immersed herons.
You are but quiorboy compared to me, naaaaaeeeeeeeeee...
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