Women and the Toilet Seat

[Warrender]

On a seriuos note to all the woman out there reaading this thread what's the big deal about leaving the toilet seat up? to me it really stupid but thing to get mad about but.....

Because women really, really hate falling in when they have to go. It happens more often than not that they're not the most alert when they have to go right after they wake up.

[Uthadanin]

On a seriuos note to all the woman out there reaading this thread what's the big deal about leaving the toilet seat up? to me it really stupid but thing to get mad about but.....

Because women really, really hate falling in when they have to go. It happens more often than not that they're not the most alert when they have to go right after they wake up.

Seriously do they expect us to be alert after we wake up in the middle of the night. I don't even turn the light on, i don't need to open my eyes to know if i'm hitting the water and incase the women of this thread were wondering even though I argue against it, i'm a very trained puppy who always puts the seat down

[Dunkan]

Or they could always join the club...

http://whizzy4you.com/

[Bemm]

Solution:

step 1: Lift toilet seat up.

step 2: Cover with Cling Wrap

Step 3: Place toilet seat down...

"but the seat was down hunny!?!"


step 4: proceed to couch, nosex4u!

[guillex]

This is the image that all women have:

[Blutreich]

In conclusion: If you want us to put the seat down EVERY time we use the bathroom... make us a CAKE. Every time we use the bathroom.

Pie>cake

[Io.Draco]

Separte toilets as stated before

Just make shure yours is the one near the bedroom though

[Kivas]

after years and years of binge drinking and not being able to stand up i've conditioned myself to sit and pee ( i has a penor).....

[Wakeman]

Try this:

1) Put down the toilet seat.

2) Start pee pee CARELESSLY.

After a few tries, your wife will make sure you lift the toilet seat up all the time.

[Levantine]

After a few tries you'll learn your lesson when you have a furious wife on your hands.

[Novariety]

I have been banished to peeing with the dog outside.

[Blutreich]

Ok seriously guys... I live in a house with myself and another guy, and if the toilet seat is down I just pee carefully; it is not that difficult. If you do miss just wipe it up with TP and after a little practice it should be easy.
Never really thought about it but i must have learned when i lived with my mom or with that female roommate. I am not sure but it is now 2nd nature for me.

[guillex]

I would guess that having been cut at a young age makes this entire endeavor a little easier, no?

You fuckers.

I just sit when I'm tired. When I stand, I put it down when I'm done.

Easy as ... PIE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[kywirelessguy]

I live by myself, so I just point in the general direction of the toilet and go. I don't think about whether the seat is up or not.

I shit at work so I can waste an hour reading the paper so there is no worries about "sprinkles" on the seat.

To be honest though I probably piss more in the shower than the toilet.

Why can't women just put the seat up when they are done?

[Faelure]

This thread is getting to a new level of TMI.