Women and the Toilet Seat

[Nicos]

Well, I can't tell my GF no. If I do, she might tell my wife.

[Tonirae]

Just leave it down, ALL the time. You sprinkle it a few times, and they'll put it up for you.

You like hearing your gf/wife complain? wow.
and see.. that wouldn't work...
cause if my bf did that...
the next thing out of my mouth would be:
"go clean it NOW"
would you tell your gf/wife no?

fixed.

[Nicos]

"Is it so hard for you to put the seat down?"
"Is it so hard for you to look before you sit down?"
"You're being unreasonable."
"Kettle. Pot. You should meet."
"Sometimes you're impossible to talk to!"
"You mean order around?"
"UGH! Just put the seat down when you're done in there."
"Fine make me a pie."
"WHAT?"
"Well, I figure if you can make rediculous demands that I could as well."
"..."

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In conclusion: If you want us to put the seat down EVERY time we use the bathroom... make us a pie. Every time we use the bathroom.

[Ohmslaw]

Just leave it down, ALL the time. You sprinkle it a few times, and they'll put it up for you.

You like hearing your gf/wife complain? wow.
and see.. that wouldn't work...
cause if my bf did that...
the next thing out of my mouth would be:
"go clean it NOW"
would you tell your gf/wife no?

So, complaining about it being down is worse than complaining about some sprinkles? If I'm going to get complaints, I want them to be warranted.

Correct response to your irritation, [wide eyed innocence] "But I thought you wanted me to leave it down?"

*note* I've been married for 13 years, so my wife knows my sense of humor and almost complete immunity to trainability.

Also note, I would go clean it up, but I would laugh and she would curse me.

[Gracerath]

Just pee into the bath tub drain instead.

[guillex]

Leaving it up is an excuse to tell us to put it down.

Keeping it down is an excuse to tell us to clean it up...


Though, arguably, I can't function in the morning until I've showered, so I sit to drain. Makes things easier.


Honestly, if I keep it down and sprinkle, I'm gonna clean it. It's happened that Mother Nature has come knocking at my door with a jackhammer, right after a pee break, and I'll be damned if I'm going to sit on my own urine spots.

[Tonirae]

Just pee into the bath tub drain instead.

HAHA! sure, if that keeps the seat down ~.^

and btw, I'm really just joking about all this... it's a silly thread imo

Women just like to complain.. get used to it :p

[Maliance]

"Is it so hard for you to put the seat down?"
"Is it so hard for you to look before you sit down?"
"You're being unreasonable."
"Kettle. Pot. You should meet."
"Sometimes you're impossible to talk to!"
"You mean order around?"
"UGH! Just put the seat down when you're done in there."
"Fine make me a pie."
"WHAT?"
"Well, I figure if you can make rediculous demands that I could as well."
"..."

-

In conclusion: If you want us to put the seat down EVERY time we use the bathroom... make us a pie. Every time we use the bathroom.

I like this logic
Though, it would be a bit to many pies for me to eat, so I would have to find an old-time theatre and throw it at someone in a play without a reason to use them all

[Erendis]

The solution is easy. Put the LID down after each use and nag your partner if they don't do the same. Equal work and it looks better.

That being said I live alone... and keep the lid down.

[Bobu]

In conclusion: If you want us to put the seat down EVERY time we use the bathroom... make us a CAKE. Every time we use the bathroom.

[Dunkan]

Well, the ultimate way to vex your WIFE if you own a house is to get a plumber to put a urinal in. Gives her something else to clean in between cooking and cleaning the rest of the house.

Man, those things are all about splashing!

[Ruxpin]

Just put the seat and the lid down. It keeps the pets out.

[Dunkan]

I get the feeling there are an aweful lot of chicks posting in this thread...

[Viycktor]

Screw that. After my mother clipping me on the ear for not putting the seat down, I came up with an alternative plan...

Rather than just putting the seat down, I put the seat AND the lid down.

*giggle*

yup.

That's what I typically did. In fact my wife prefers it that way, so I don't complain.

[Bobu]

On a seriuos note to all the woman out there reaading this thread what's the big deal about leaving the toilet seat up? to me it really stupid but thing to get mad about but.....