Women and the Toilet Seat

[Maliance]

Check out this scientific study:
http://www.scq.ubc.ca/a-game-theoretic-approach-to-the-toilet-seat-problem/

It shows why female are egoistic to demand that.

This did not explain the information you said it would explain, it was, however, an interesting read
Just explained the strategies and such and how it optimize it for the female but it did not explain WHY they are egocentric
Oh and

The point is: Put it back the way you found it, and quit being lazy.

Pretty much says if you find it up YOU should take it back up when you're done, may have been intended but doubt it was
Also, discuss it in a rational way please, saying we should stop being lazy and put it down is pretty much the same as saying stop being lazy so you can be lazy instead

[Levantine]

See, I've actually backed into the garage door once.

In my defence, I'm 17, and it was my first time behind the wheel.

On a related note. I finally got my Learners. ^.^ Only a year until I can drive unsupervised (legally... we all know I'll be doing it long before then, lololol.)

17 and just got your learners? you on that stupid graduated license thing or what? dumbest idea i've ever seen.

Yar. In my state (in Australia), we have our Learners for a year, and then our Provisionals for three years, THEN we get our Open license. >.< Of course, I was incredibly lazy in getting my license, and I could be on my P's by now, but am not. xD

[Sparti]

So, sparti is a bloke? I always wondered...

Am I really that ambiguous?

I always thought with the dropping mad cusses part that I was pretty manly.

[Dunkan]

Hey, you never know!

You did sound off at me about pets once, which seemed like a "girlie" reaction!11!!!1!

[Stroja]

The excessive energy spent by superfluously lowering the toilet seat between uses is contributing to the eventual heat-death of the universe.

And global warming.

[Klepsacovic]

Screw that. After my mother clipping me on the ear for not putting the seat down, I came up with an alternative plan...

Rather than just putting the seat down, I put the seat AND the lid down.

*giggle*

I do this as well. The seat is down as requested.

Though the real reason is to minimize poop-water spray caused by the raging vortex which is a flushing toilet.

The excessive energy spent by superfluously lowering the toilet seat between uses is contributing to the eventual heat-death of the universe.

And global warming.

This is why truly advanced people use holes in the ground.

[Blutreich]

Though the real reason is to minimize poop-water spray caused by the raging vortex which is a flushing toilet.

still laughing at the picturesque wording.

[Uthadanin]

You know what I don't understand?

why is it even an issue??? are there seriously that many women falling into the bowl in the middle of the night because they didn't think to look before they sat down on the can? or turn on the light? come on, girls. You're smart enough to come out of the kitchen, and strong enough to hold down a man's job, but not enough of either to put down a seat or look where you're sitting?

The point is: Put it back the way you found it, and quit being lazy.
I make sure the LID is down after I use it, my bf better make sure he puts them both down.

You're being irrational, we like it up, you like it down, we have to put it down, you put it down, see? Thanks

Actually your being irrational b/c if we always put it down you wouldn't have to. Period. Its really just a mind trick girls use to see how much they can "train" their men.

[Levantine]

Lol. The funny thing is that women have you all trained to perfection anyway.

I'll leave it to the girls on the board to chuckle at. ;D

[Lakirby]

*le sigh* @ all the men in this thread.

[Barathorn]

*le sigh* @ all the men in this thread.

That's harsh, what was wrong with my seperate toilets idea?

[_Chloe]

Kinda reminds me of this:


VS



I dunno why

[Gerilith]

It fits perfectly, Chloe.

[Ohmslaw]

Just leave it down, ALL the time. You sprinkle it a few times, and they'll put it up for you.

[Tonirae]

Just leave it down, ALL the time. You sprinkle it a few times, and they'll put it up for you.

You like hearing your gf complain? wow.
and see.. that wouldn't work...
cause if my bf did that...
the next thing out of my mouth would be:
"go clean it NOW"
would you tell your gf no?