Women and the Toilet Seat

by **Lightbeard** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:13 pm

Would it kill you to put it down if we leave it up!!!

by **guillex** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:34 pm

Lightbeard wrote:Would it kill you to put it down if we leave it up!!!

Someone's in the doghouse!

by **Oramac** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:42 pm

Lightbeard wrote:Would it kill you to put it down if we leave it up!!!

seriously. i mean. what if it were reversed.

what if we EXPECTED you to put it up after you were done? it's only fair if we have to put it down.

by **Levantine** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:10 pm

You know what would be funny? Is if you all actually tried that and see how long you could last without sex.

by **Dunkan** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:26 pm

Screw that. After my mother clipping me on the ear for not putting the seat down, I came up with an alternative plan...

Rather than just putting the seat down, I put the seat AND the lid down.

*giggle*

by **enbee** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:28 pm

That'll show her.

by **Sparti** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:12 pm

You know what I don't understand?

why is it even an issue??? are there seriously that many women falling into the bowl in the middle of the night because they didn't think to look before they sat down on the can? or turn on the light? come on, girls. You're smart enough to come out of the kitchen, and strong enough to hold down a man's job, but not enough of either to put down a seat or look where you're sitting?

by **Dunkan** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:27 pm

So, sparti is a bloke? I always wondered...

by **Aevie** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:35 pm

Just do it.

Haven't you learned by now that we are absolutely neurotic, illogical creatures?

Keep your sanity and ours. Just put the toilet seat down.

<3
Aevie

by **Dunkan** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:42 pm

Dunkan wrote:
Rather than just putting the seat down, I put the seat AND the lid down.

*giggle*

Screw 'em!

by **Oramac** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:55 pm

Levantine wrote:You know what would be funny? Is if you all actually tried that and see how long you could last without sex.

or you can do what i did and turn the tables in that lil part of the relationship too.

by **Uthadanin** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:02 pm

Oramac wrote:
Levantine wrote:You know what would be funny? Is if you all actually tried that and see how long you could last without sex.

or you can do what i did and turn the tables in that lil part of the relationship too.

Lets see, well I know over a year isn't too bad... so I guess i'm a good person for this experiment.

by **Levantine** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:23 pm

Oramac wrote:
Levantine wrote:You know what would be funny? Is if you all actually tried that and see how long you could last without sex.

or you can do what i did and turn the tables in that lil part of the relationship too.

You're a stronger man than I. Although, I'm lucky in that my partner is about as weak as I am. I'm also lucky in that this whole toilet seat discussion is a moot point for me. ;D

by **Bobu** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:59 am

Sparti wrote:You know what I don't understand?

why is it even an issue??? are there seriously that many women falling into the bowl in the middle of the night because they didn't think to look before they sat down on the can? or turn on the light? come on, girls. You're smart enough to come out of the kitchen, and strong enough to hold down a man's job, but not enough of either to put down a seat or look where you're sitting?

i agree with this man what the whole point just watch what ya doing and youll be fine it not like the bog monster is gonna come out and eat you at nite.............

by **Barathorn** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:38 am

Seperate toilets is the answer.

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