Slogans

[Hayz]

"I want more, i want Hayz"
"Hayz, your personal entertainer"
"Hayz never sleeps" well thats kinda true
"The gods made Hayz" (and it's never gonna die?)

this is way too much fun

[Aubade]

«Awbade, pure lust.»
«Awbade, i want it all.»
«You wouldn't want to miss Awbade.»
«Awbade. See more. Do more.»

[Grehn|Skipjack]

Feel the magic of Grehn.
Grehn, in touch with tomorrow.
Grehn makes me hot.
Think different, think Grehn.
With a name like Grehn, it has to be good.

I fully recognize and endorse these messages as 100% factual and true.

[Lightbeard]

«Awbade, pure lust.»

Accurate.

[Krazed]

<<Be inspired by Krazed>> Hrm I need some of that inspiration.

[Rachmaninoff]

«Rachmaninofftastic!»
«Rachmaninoff rocks.»
«Things go better with Rachmaninoff.»
«Nothing to worry about with Rachmaninoff.»

«You better get inside Rachmaninoff.»??????

[aranil]

«Aranil - as good as it gets!»
«All you need is Aranil.»
«Aranil strikes back.»

with sloganz like these...why am I single?

[mazater]

Okay, that thing is EXTREMELY CREEPY. Like, srsly.
It started all fine and well with:
«Mazaterrific.»
and
«Mazater - One name. One legend.»

Then I got these consecutively:
«Mazater loves you!»
«Mazater for your kids!»
«Nothing to worry about with Mazater.»
«Passion for Mazater.»
«Mazater is my world.»
«Mazater is your safe place in an unsafe world!»
«Do it with Mazater.»

All of these in a row. Yes, seriously, got all of those in that order.

What the effin' shit. How does the machine know I'm a child molester? =(

I better hide the CP and the kids before the cops get here.

[Skye1013]

«I lost weight with Skye.»
«You don't want Skye as your enemy!»
«Skye? Yes please.»
«The Skye universe.»
«Skye - Just do it.»
«Every Skye has a story.» Hm... wonder what that story is >.>

I've officially lost interest in doing work for the rest of the day... I hope you guys are happy

[Passionario]

"Pure Passionario, Pure Power".

[Nikachelle]

"Pure Passionario, Pure Power".

Awesome alliteration in that one.

[Grehn|Skipjack]

I better hide the CP and the kids before the cops get here.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband, cause he's rapin' e'erybody out here!

[Krazed]

I better hide the CP and the kids before the cops get here.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband, hide ya towel cause he's rapin' e'erybody out here!

Fix't

[Shoju]

Some of my favs:
Shoju for a better tomorrow
There's a bit of Shoju in all of us
Shoju, whiter than the whitest
Simply Shoju!
Shoju, What more could you want!


And the best:

There is only one thing in the world I want, and that is Shoju.