Stop what you're doing and look to your right

[Santcuff]

Remember, you don't have to run faster than the monsters... You just have to run faster than your slowest friend.

Or you can just break your friends knee caps
Both work.

[Dorvan]

Remember, you don't have to run faster than the monsters... You just have to run faster than your slowest friend.

Or you can just break your friends knee caps
Both work.

No, the principle holds regardless...breaking their kneecaps is merely an implementation detail

[Fivelives]

Remember, you don't have to run faster than the monsters... You just have to run faster than your slowest friend.

Or you can just break your friends knee caps
Both work.

A friend with two broken kneecaps automatically becomes your slowest friend, no?

[Santcuff]

Remember, you don't have to run faster than the monsters... You just have to run faster than your slowest friend.

Or you can just break your friends knee caps
Both work.

A friend with two broken kneecaps automatically becomes your slowest friend, no?

That is very true.

No, the principle holds regardless...breaking their kneecaps is merely an implementation detail

But in the case of preparing for a Zombie invasion, don't you think details can be important so that the plans work.

[bldavis]

who needs details in a zombie invasion?

get a weapon, any weapon , as long as its big, bigger is always better, and start being a paladin!

er i mean start taking out undead!

if you really want grab a shield too and go Prot spec on them!

[Rachmaninoff]

I'm at my desk at work... so a pen and by giant brick of a phone

and now that I think of it I really don't have and blunt objects at home to ward of zombies, nor guns....

Illidan was right
I am not prepared

[abinning]

Can I cheat a little?
I am at work, so at my right I have a choice between a computer, a CRT monitor or my stapler....


If you permit me to look up...





Normally decorative, but stainless steel will still take a few heads....

and I can take off the butt cap and screw it into the scabbard so it has a long handle, like a mini naginata.

[Melathys]

I've seen vids of people in cubicles flipping out...and then you have a sword with you...

[Tevis]

Two Mead Flex Notebooks, 6 feet of ethernet cable and Robo-grip pliers. I'm going with the pliers and and a hard-core version of "I got your nose!" Saving the world--one small snapped off chunk of putrid flesh at a time.

[Skye1013]

The heck are your work places like when you have a gun case and baseballs bats lying idly around? o.O

From a few pages back, but I'm deployed to Afghanistan right now... pretty much everyone has a gun and most of our M16s/M4s are locked up in a case in the other room. I've since moved desks (still not the one I need in case of an apocalypse) so currently have some cat 5 cables and a wall. Guess I can learn to garrote zombies IRL!

[Fivelives]

If I could go back to when I was deployed, I either had a couple of atropine syringes (I enlisted originally as a 74D - chem weapons specialist), or was in a tank (re-classed to 19K - Abrams tank crewmember - when I reupped).

Hmm. I wonder if atropine would shoo off the zombie plague like it does other nerve agents?

[Torquemada]

Several empty vodka, rum and wine bottles, as well as a plaque from work and a broken lava lamp. Also, the 4.25 inch version of this knife:

[Tophus]

All I got is my authenticator and a half full bowl of soup

I may be hungry after I'm dead, but certainly not before!!

[Skwigelf]

My bedroom door.

I close my door and resume watching porn and playing WoW. Zombies ignore me as they think I'm one of them.

Had I looked to my left then they might be in trouble, as that is where I stash my Lightsaber.

[Darielle]

I see a crapton of energy drink cans, coke bottles, beer bottles and milk bottles.

Time to make a machine gun to shoot them.