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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Arjuna » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:24 am

noes!!!

Last time I read one of these threads I had the same item standing there...

DAMN YOU HALF-FILLED PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE!!!
HUZZAH! How many points do I receive? :D
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Passionario » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:30 am

Arjuna wrote:DAMN YOU HALF-FILLED PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE!!!


Don't damn it, bless it. This way you'll get holy water, which is actually a very decent anti-undead weapon.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby beornus » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:44 am

Belloc wrote:I can choose from a book, a bell, or a bottle of lotion... Oh, wait, there are some scissors under some papers.

Yeah, I'm at work and I'm totally screwed.


No, you are fine for a while, because you have coworkers to throw at the zombies, slowing them down as they enjoy a snack and you escape to a more favorable location. It is like being chased by a bear with other campers, you don't have to be faster than the bear, only have to be faster than the other people.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Adryl » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:52 am

Cubicle wall... dammit... At home it would be my 6 ft walking stick. Much better lol.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Teranoid » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:06 am

A crappy desk lamp and a Naruto plush.

Yeah I'm fucked.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby gtechman » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:17 am

Nikachelle wrote:I have a massive plethora of things to my right...

Telephone, file folders, filing rack, pens (and about 10 rainbow coloured sharpies, no lie), a radio, kleenex box, two books, two staplers, hole punch, moisturizer and twenty file folders....


If you were a guy, I may call attention to this :shock:

As for me, I am stuck with an umbrella or a volleyball. I may be screwed.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Shak » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:38 am

A Dilbert daily calendar, a stapler (not red), and my work phone. Could I laugh a zombie to death?
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Aurelie » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:52 am

Well, I have a laptop and a desktop that I'm working on, a couple of harddrives and some blank CDs. I'm thinking I can fashion a shield from the side of the desktop case, bludgeon them with harddrives and throw CDs Xena style?
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Adryl » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:46 am

Aurelie wrote: throw CDs Xena style?


Only if you do the psycho ass Xena "eyeahehaheyeaheheayaheyaheyah!" scream
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Shoju » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:13 pm

oi. I'm doomed. I have to my right:

1 giant Dell Tower server. Far too big and bulky to wield.
1 Old School Tape backup
1 Sonicwall Firewall
1 cable modem
1 6 space rack
1 24 port switch
1 patch panel
18 100ft long Cat 5 cables running into the ceiling.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Adryl » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:28 pm

Shoju wrote:oi. I'm doomed. I have to my right:

1 giant Dell Tower server. Far too big and bulky to wield.
1 Old School Tape backup
1 Sonicwall Firewall
1 cable modem
1 6 space rack
1 24 port switch
1 patch panel
18 100ft long Cat 5 cables running into the ceiling.


I disagree. Use the cables together to fashion a Flail. Go medieval on their asses.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Aurelie » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:29 pm

Adryl wrote:Only if you do the psycho ass Xena "eyeahehaheyeaheheayaheyaheyah!" scream


Oh, absolutely. Nothing is more threatening to zombies.

Shoju wrote:oi. I'm doomed. I have to my right...


Au contraire! Cat cables alone have many uses in zombie slaying!
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Melathys » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:35 pm

I look to the right and see this, which also sits near my door.

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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby bldavis » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:38 pm

hold off on the odor eaters and you have biological weapons!


oh there is a sword too....
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Orthien » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:11 pm

My choices are a Computer monitor or a large stool, I think I will take the stool. As for how I fair, probably doomed but at least it has a good 1 meter reach.
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