Stop what you're doing and look to your right

[Arjuna]

noes!!!

Last time I read one of these threads I had the same item standing there...

DAMN YOU HALF-FILLED PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE!!!

[Passionario]

DAMN YOU HALF-FILLED PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE!!!

Don't damn it, bless it. This way you'll get holy water, which is actually a very decent anti-undead weapon.

[beornus]

I can choose from a book, a bell, or a bottle of lotion... Oh, wait, there are some scissors under some papers.

Yeah, I'm at work and I'm totally screwed.

No, you are fine for a while, because you have coworkers to throw at the zombies, slowing them down as they enjoy a snack and you escape to a more favorable location. It is like being chased by a bear with other campers, you don't have to be faster than the bear, only have to be faster than the other people.

[Adryl]

Cubicle wall... dammit... At home it would be my 6 ft walking stick. Much better lol.

[Teranoid]

A crappy desk lamp and a Naruto plush.

Yeah I'm fucked.

[gtechman]

I have a massive plethora of things to my right...

Telephone, file folders, filing rack, pens (and about 10 rainbow coloured sharpies, no lie), a radio, kleenex box, two books, two staplers, hole punch, moisturizer and twenty file folders....

If you were a guy, I may call attention to this

As for me, I am stuck with an umbrella or a volleyball. I may be screwed.

[Shak]

A Dilbert daily calendar, a stapler (not red), and my work phone. Could I laugh a zombie to death?

[Aurelie]

Well, I have a laptop and a desktop that I'm working on, a couple of harddrives and some blank CDs. I'm thinking I can fashion a shield from the side of the desktop case, bludgeon them with harddrives and throw CDs Xena style?

[Adryl]

throw CDs Xena style?

Only if you do the psycho ass Xena "eyeahehaheyeaheheayaheyaheyah!" scream

[Shoju]

oi. I'm doomed. I have to my right:

1 giant Dell Tower server. Far too big and bulky to wield.
1 Old School Tape backup
1 Sonicwall Firewall
1 cable modem
1 6 space rack
1 24 port switch
1 patch panel
18 100ft long Cat 5 cables running into the ceiling.

[Adryl]

oi. I'm doomed. I have to my right:

1 giant Dell Tower server. Far too big and bulky to wield.
1 Old School Tape backup
1 Sonicwall Firewall
1 cable modem
1 6 space rack
1 24 port switch
1 patch panel
18 100ft long Cat 5 cables running into the ceiling.

I disagree. Use the cables together to fashion a Flail. Go medieval on their asses.

[Aurelie]

Only if you do the psycho ass Xena "eyeahehaheyeaheheayaheyaheyah!" scream

Oh, absolutely. Nothing is more threatening to zombies.

oi. I'm doomed. I have to my right...

Au contraire! Cat cables alone have many uses in zombie slaying!

[Melathys]

I look to the right and see this, which also sits near my door.

[bldavis]

hold off on the odor eaters and you have biological weapons!


oh there is a sword too....

[Orthien]

My choices are a Computer monitor or a large stool, I think I will take the stool. As for how I fair, probably doomed but at least it has a good 1 meter reach.