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Postby mew » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:52 pm

http://holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr.com/
Best discovery this week.

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Unrelated note: I really want some Kraft mac and cheese right now. I am severely tempted to drive 20 minutes in to town to buy some.
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Re: Maury

Postby Lightbeard » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:54 pm

Was it Maury or Jerry Springer where that fat chick who was 13 had sex with a dude for a double cheeseburger with bacon?

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-sA_6Jq ... re=related

God I love American TV.
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Re: Maury

Postby mew » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:13 pm

Lightbeard wrote:Was it Maury or Jerry Springer where that fat chick who was 13 had sex with a dude for a double cheeseburger with bacon?

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-sA_6Jq ... re=related

God I love American TV.

Man, that one was almost just sad D:

This one's pretty funny though: (15 year old girl just wants a baby)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etMDms1x ... re=related
I think it has been posted before though, I know I had seen parts of it already.
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Re: Maury

Postby Lightbeard » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:19 pm

Yeah that was a good one.
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Re: Maury

Postby Grehn|Skipjack » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:42 pm

Lightbeard wrote:Was it Maury or Jerry Springer where that fat chick who was 13 had sex with a dude for a double cheeseburger with bacon?

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-sA_6Jq ... re=related

God I love American TV.

I think my mind just exploded.
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Re: Maury

Postby Flex » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:56 pm

Maury Povich is a horrible human.
We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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Re: Maury

Postby Lightbeard » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:18 pm

Flex wrote:Maury Povich is a horrible human.


/backhand.
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Re: Maury

Postby Arnock » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:18 pm

Hmm, not too familiar with the show, so I'm not sure if those are actors or actual situations. If it's true, why on earth would the lady go on a national T.V. show? Her sister is obviously not ashamed of her choices, so she probably enjoys all of that attention. The older sister has the phone number of this alleged pimp, so why not turn him in to the police?


The girl needs help, not being paraded in front of a laughing audience.
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Re: Maury

Postby mew » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:31 pm

Arnock wrote:Hmm, not too familiar with the show, so I'm not sure if those are actors or actual situations. If it's true, why on earth would the lady go on a national T.V. show? Her sister is obviously not ashamed of her choices, so she probably enjoys all of that attention. The older sister has the phone number of this alleged pimp, so why not turn him in to the police?


The girl needs help, not being paraded in front of a laughing audience.

It's basically like Jerry Springer but has a bit more variety and isn't quite as insane.

It's one of those things that's a "reality" talk show. Most of the people on there are trashy and dumb in reality but only to the point of "let's act real crazy and make up stories to get on TV".
Based on the 2 or 3 times I have met people who have had friends/acquaintances that have been on Jerry Springer, they were all faked.

And again, Maury isn't as extreme as Springer. So they do have some things that could be legit since it's not so outrageous. They do a lot of paternity testing.
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Re: Maury

Postby Vanifae » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:53 pm

It makes me laugh.
This is why I'm a humorless feminist. Because rape jokes killed my sense of humor.
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Re: Maury

Postby Flex » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:03 pm

his shows with progeria people are sickening and worse than anything springer has ever done.
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Re: Maury

Postby Skwigelf » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:48 am

Man, what about the "Same Sex Secret Crushes" episode of Jenny Jones?

You know, the one where some dude was on and apparently didn't know the premise of the show and thought his office crush was one of his female co workers? Turns out it was one of his male co workers(hence the "Same Sex Secret Crushes" theme).

Dude laughed it off on TV, but 3 days later killed the guy that had the crush on him.

Family of the dead guy sued Jenny Jones and initially won, however it was overturned as the producers were not responsible for what happens to guests after the show.

Good times...
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Re: Maury

Postby Lightbeard » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:39 pm

I'm not ashamed in saying I watch the Tyra Banks show sometimes.
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Re: Maury

Postby Gorlando » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:14 pm

Lightbeard wrote:I'm not ashamed in saying I watch the Tyra Banks show sometimes.

Aubade should bring back his old avatar.
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Re: Maury

Postby Korola » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:18 pm

Lightbeard wrote:I'm not ashamed in saying I watch the Tyra Banks show sometimes.


Could be worse...


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