Dangerous New Disease

[faithlessnub]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

frankly did not enjoy that article from cracked as much as their others,

they didn't even take into consideration that the body of a zombie might play by a new set of rules and not fall victim to a normal rotting corpse.

[Vanifae]

You should punch yourself in the vagina.

[Grehn|Skipjack]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

frankly did not enjoy that article from cracked as much as their others,

they didn't even take into consideration that the body of a zombie might play by a new set of rules and not fall victim to a normal rotting corpse.

It's Zombie propaganda! They WANT you to think that they're just weak smelly corpses! It's all a part of their plan to lure us all into a false sense of security! Oh! The Center of Disease Control will handle it! WRONG! While you're all off sipping margaritas and assuming it's someone else's problem, ZOMBIES are gnawing on your mother's brain!

[aranil]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

frankly did not enjoy that article from cracked as much as their others,

they didn't even take into consideration that the body of a zombie might play by a new set of rules and not fall victim to a normal rotting corpse.

It's Zombie propaganda! They WANT you to think that they're just weak smelly corpses! It's all a part of their plan to lure us all into a false sense of security! Oh! The Center of Disease Control will handle it! WRONG! While you're all off sipping margaritas and assuming it's someone else's problem, ZOMBIES are gnawing on your mother's brain!

MY family has a role when the zombies come
Bait
Lots and lots of stupid bait

[Lightbeard]

You should punch yourself in the vagina.

Lol definitely saving this on my computer.

[faithlessnub]

MY family has a role when the zombies come
Bait
Lots and lots of stupid bait

stupid, yet oh so tasty bait

if said disease exists, well its time to go to my local shooting range and learn how to shoot

[aranil]

MY family has a role when the zombies come
Bait
Lots and lots of stupid bait

stupid, yet oh so tasty bait

if said disease exists, well its time to go to my local shooting range and learn how to shoot

Remember, one shot to the brain case is all you need.
Oh, and doubletap

[Skwigelf]

MY family has a role when the zombies come
Bait
Lots and lots of stupid bait

stupid, yet oh so tasty bait

if said disease exists, well its time to go to my local shooting range and learn how to shoot

Remember, one shot to the brain case is all you need.
Oh, and doubletap

Cardio, cardio, cardio.

[Pfife]

MY family has a role when the zombies come
Bait
Lots and lots of stupid bait

stupid, yet oh so tasty bait

if said disease exists, well its time to go to my local shooting range and learn how to shoot

Remember, one shot to the brain case is all you need.
Oh, and doubletap

And remember to lead your shots if they are the kind that can run. We don't want to waste any bullets now do we?

[hoho]

MY family has a role when the zombies come
Bait
Lots and lots of stupid bait

Bait? Or maybe food?
/suspicious

[Brekkie]

That comic is so old, it features Lore.

[Invisusira]

Someone's been busy with buzzwords! How long'd that story take you, Brekk?

[Dorvan]

That comic is so old, it features Lore.

You know, I really miss that evil, pointy-eared, skinny excuse for a tank.

[Brekkie]

Someone's been busy with buzzwords! How long'd that story take you, Brekk?

It took me a wikipedia tab explosion and an online dictionary.