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EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Invisusira » Sat May 08, 2010 7:31 pm

So I'm leveling my mage EU side, and today I have already gotten TWO random whispers like this today. I decided to play along with this one.
That picture I linked is NSFW btw.

[Lightanvil]: Hey =) Are you a girl?
[Atraira]: ofc
[Lightanvil]: Why ofcourse... there are TONS of guy on here being female chars... no ofcourse baby
[Lightanvil]: But I believe you...
[Lightanvil]: So... I'm bored... wanna entertain me? Where are you from?
[Atraira]: toronto
[Atraira]: u?
[Lightanvil]: I'm from Denmark
[Lightanvil]: toronto... US?
[Atraira]: oh ya? I been there once
[Atraira]: nono canada
[Lightanvil]: k
[Atraira]: not us ew
[Lightanvil]: Canada? How come you play EU realms?
[Lightanvil]: he he
[Lightanvil]: What did you do in Denmark then?
[Lightanvil]: I love Canada btw =)
[Atraira]: I was there for a while before I went to norway, my uncle is from there
[Atraira]: my gf plays on EU realms (I am bi)
[Lightanvil]: =) Are you a butch type of bi/lesbian?
[Atraira]: nah not at all
[Lightanvil]: Cool
[Lightanvil]: So you like guys alot too?
[Atraira]: ja for sure
[Lightanvil]: Forstår du dansk?
[Atraira]: if you're asking me if I speak danish, no
[Lightanvil]: ok
[Lightanvil]: You just wrote "ja" xD
[Atraira]: oic lol
[Lightanvil]: Your gf was norweigian?
[Atraira]: yeah she's from oslo
[Lightanvil]: Cool
[Lightanvil]: Do you have messenger and cam?
[Atraira]: no I don't have aol ><
[Lightanvil]: It's easy to download
[Lightanvil]: Do you have a webcam?
[Atraira]: oh ya?
[Lightanvil]: =) hehe
[Atraira]: nah I don't, just a regular one
[Lightanvil]: A digital camera?
[Atraira]: yeah
[Lightanvil]: Ok, can it film you, so you can speak and watch your girl at the same time?
[Atraira]: mm? can I take pictures?
[Lightanvil]: I mean... can it film you... make a videoclip...?
[Lightanvil]: Can it film you like a webcam would on a chat?
[Atraira]: ohh I see, no I don't think so
[Lightanvil]: ok
[Lightanvil]: =)
[Atraira]: I've never used it for that I mean
[Lightanvil]: Ok
[Lightanvil]: Never found out if it makes videoclips???
[Atraira]: no I don't know, I'm not very good with computers you see
[Lightanvil]: So did your gf get you playing WoW?
[Atraira]: yeah she plays too!
[Lightanvil]: Did she get you playing...?
[Lightanvil]: Was she the one that showed you WoW?
[Atraira]: yeah she showed it to me :D
[Atraira]: so how old are you?
[Lightanvil]: 28, you?
[Lightanvil]: I'm Kenneth btw =)
[Lightanvil]: What's your name sweety?
[Lightanvil]: firstname only
[Atraira]: I'm 24. Nemo is my name :)
[Lightanvil]: How old are you?
[Lightanvil]: k
[Lightanvil]: Nemo? Ok
[Lightanvil]: Are you mad at your parents?
[Atraira]: hehe
[Atraira]: I don't mind it, it's kinda cute
[Lightanvil]: I mean it and I'm shorry... are you sad about your name?
[Lightanvil]: or are you pulling my leg/joking?
[Lightanvil]: Yeah... it is cute
[Lightanvil]: *he he shorry... didn't mean to write it like that... I'm drinking [Captain Rumsey's Lager] for fishing xD
[Atraira]: oic lol
[Lightanvil]: oic?
[Lightanvil]: O I C
[Lightanvil]: he he
[Lightanvil]: cute
[Lightanvil]: I get it
[Lightanvil]: So =) Nemo... 24 yo Canadian girl =)
[Lightanvil]: Are you tired? xD
[Atraira]: lol a little, but it's only 10:30 here
[Atraira]: I'm just lounging around right now
[Lightanvil]: What time a day is it there... sorry... It's 4.19 here =) That's why I asked. I didn't think... xD
[Lightanvil]: LOL
[Lightanvil]: lounging?
[Atraira]: just being lazy
[Lightanvil]: k
[Lightanvil]: lounging around = looking around Azeroth?
[Lightanvil]: also?
[Atraira]: mm? no I meant I'm just sitting around being lazy
[Atraira]: irl
[Lightanvil]: Are you unemployed like me??
[Atraira]: lol yeah
[Lightanvil]: cool
[Lightanvil]: Are you horny? =) Sorrry for asking... well I'm not, but hope you don't mind xD
[Atraira]: lol a little
[Lightanvil]: me too... very much so... =9
[Lightanvil]: Shame you don't have webcam though
[Lightanvil]: heh heh
[Atraira]: lol
[Lightanvil]: Would you have wanted to camchat with me?
[Atraira]: could be fun! do you want a pic? I can put one online
[Lightanvil]: cool =) Sure
[Lightanvil]: my messenger mail... [no]
[Lightanvil]: If you get messenger... just invite me
[Lightanvil]: So... what does the picture look like?
[Lightanvil]: =P
[Atraira]: hehe here I have a little outfit
[Atraira]: putting it online now
[Lightanvil]: online?
[Lightanvil]: How do you mean?
[Atraira]: here this is me:
[Atraira]: [http://erooups.com/img/img3/20100416/erotic/17/unicorn_04.jpg] <- nsfw
[Lightanvil]: Okay
[Lightanvil]: Are you shitting me sweety?
[Lightanvil]: Are you a girl?
[Atraira]: mmm like what you see?
[Atraira]: lmao of course not, I'm just fucking with you.
[Lightanvil]: You AREN'T a girl?
[Lightanvil]: Girl or boy?
[Lightanvil]: I'm confused?
[Lightanvil]: Are you there?
[Lightanvil]: HELLO?
[Lightanvil]: are you a girl?
[Lightanvil]: !!!
[Lightanvil]: GN... *sigh*
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby fafhrd » Sat May 08, 2010 7:52 pm

Well played, sir (or ma'am).
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Joanadark » Sat May 08, 2010 8:12 pm

why are you giving danish boys pictures of me?
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Grehn|Skipjack » Sat May 08, 2010 8:17 pm

Someone needs to write the adventures of Nemo, the 24 year old bisexual canadian/norwegian who is bad at computers.
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Santcuff » Sat May 08, 2010 8:17 pm

fafhrd wrote:Well played, sir (or ma'am).
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby fafhrd » Sat May 08, 2010 8:20 pm

Grehn|Skipjack wrote:Someone needs to write the adventures of Nemo, the 24 year old bisexual canadian/norwegian who is bad at computers.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4LyKd-Hws
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Grehn|Skipjack » Sat May 08, 2010 8:26 pm

fafhrd wrote:
Grehn|Skipjack wrote:Someone needs to write the adventures of Nemo, the 24 year old bisexual canadian/norwegian who is bad at computers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4LyKd-Hws

One of my favorite Nightwish songs.
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby fafhrd » Sat May 08, 2010 8:30 pm

You need to be Nemosira more often invis.
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Joanadark » Sat May 08, 2010 9:05 pm

fafhrd wrote:
Grehn|Skipjack wrote:Someone needs to write the adventures of Nemo, the 24 year old bisexual canadian/norwegian who is bad at computers.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4LyKd-Hws


I liked their old singer better.
Still a great band though.
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Joanadark » Sat May 08, 2010 9:06 pm

[Lightanvil]: Are you horny? =) Sorrry for asking... well I'm not, but hope you don't mind xD
[Atraira]: lol a little
[Lightanvil]: me too... very much so... =9


He must have thought he was so slick here, LOL.
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Nikachelle » Sat May 08, 2010 9:20 pm

Joanadark wrote:
[Lightanvil]: Are you horny? =) Sorrry for asking... well I'm not, but hope you don't mind xD
[Atraira]: lol a little
[Lightanvil]: me too... very much so... =9


He must have thought he was so slick here, LOL.

lololol that was the part that made me lol the most.

"Hey are you horny? I'm TOTALLY not... but I'm curious if YOU are! Oh YOU ARE! SO AM I! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!"
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Invisusira » Sat May 08, 2010 9:21 pm

fafhrd wrote:
Grehn|Skipjack wrote:Someone needs to write the adventures of Nemo, the 24 year old bisexual canadian/norwegian who is bad at computers.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4LyKd-Hws

I had actually JUST sent Nika that song the other day. Nemo is her cat's name.
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby Nikachelle » Sat May 08, 2010 9:21 pm

I also love the fact that he loves Canada... but thought Toronto was in the States. Pretty pro. *thumbs up*
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby fafhrd » Sat May 08, 2010 9:35 pm

Joanadark wrote:
fafhrd wrote:
Grehn|Skipjack wrote:Someone needs to write the adventures of Nemo, the 24 year old bisexual canadian/norwegian who is bad at computers.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4LyKd-Hws


I liked their old singer better.
Still a great band though.


That is their old singer.
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Re: EU Realms are AMAZING

Postby fafhrd » Sat May 08, 2010 9:36 pm

Nikachelle wrote:
Joanadark wrote:
[Lightanvil]: Are you horny? =) Sorrry for asking... well I'm not, but hope you don't mind xD
[Atraira]: lol a little
[Lightanvil]: me too... very much so... =9


He must have thought he was so slick here, LOL.

lololol that was the part that made me lol the most.

"Hey are you horny? I'm TOTALLY not... but I'm curious if YOU are! Oh YOU ARE! SO AM I! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!"


Just for the record, it's totally possible to find yourself suddenly horny because the girl you're with just said she's horny.
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