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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:12 am

Somewhere outside the desolate, storm-covered wasteland that was Australia, an exponentially number of requests began to hit the DNS servers, as, suddenly, Australia began to generate a web presence which... well, was still much, much reduced over what it had been in 2000, when civilisation there had died, but was a lot larger than it should have been.

Sysadmins all across the world had already begun to talk of "The Austalian Haunting". On black IRC channels and hidden, user-locked forums, a mythology had begun to accumulate, of the ghosts of dead Australians, still browsing the internet from beyond the grave.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Hayz » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:54 am

Theres only one thing, two say, three words, four you to hear... I love you
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Snake-Aes » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:00 pm

Then, for the last few days I have been living in a sky island, where everything is trying to kill us. I nearly lost an eye because of a ricochet! I had my arm broken by a fucking koala bear. And I mean that literally! I think it was trying to rape me! I used to think that koalas were cute and cuddly! They are not cute and cuddly! They are vicious bastards with really sharp teeth and they're all rapists! Also, it had tentacles! I... I... I... argh!
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:27 am

The earth shook. Cthulhu rose from the Depths waving white-stained garters and stocks bonds currencies of all nations boards and corporations. Governments fell like bowling pins. The stock market crashed. Nameless anarchist hordes stormed the streets, shouting Up Against The Wall Motherfuckers as they executed bankers corporation presidents lawyers politicians landlords priests rabbis ministers lady-golfers and anyone with a clean white shirt. Orgies broke out in parliaments, congresses, antique shops, boutiques, business offices, butcher shops, monasteries, trolleycars, hospitals, carousels, universities, academies, laboratories, nunneries, bakeries, cathedrals, law offices, factories; huge brutal cocks were thrust into cunts, assholes, mouths of voluptuous actresses, doddering dowagers, distinguished philosophers, kings, bishops, boys, girls, soldiers, Mother Superiors, bankers, whimpering poets; cunts were fucked, sucked, chewed, licked, kissed; Queen Victoria was gangbanged by 358 Watusi warriors. Madmen defecated in wells, fountains, punchbowls, on streets and in doorways. Drooling farmboys waving signs that said Bestiality Liberation charged into pet shops to sodomize dogs, cats, monkeys, birds, tarantulas. André Breton walked about Paris shooting pedestrians at random. The last lawyer was strangled with the guts of the last politician. The Pope appeared in delirium on the balcony facing Saint Peter's Square incoherently chanting Cthulhu fthagn while sodomizing himself with a twelve-inch dildo from the Yokohama Sex And Leather Corporation. Housewives murdered their husbands and rushed to the stockyards to fuck goats, howling Io Pan Io Pan Pan The Goat With a Thousand Young! Nihilists attacked insane asylums with automatic rifles, murdered the staffs and set the patients free to roam the streets and set fire to psychiatrists' offices. Avant-garde poets seized the newspapers and published strange, unsettling headlines: Is It a New Electromagnetic Phenomenon or The Heart and Mind of Europe Dying?; Only the Madman Is Absolutely Free; The Star People Are Returning But I Have Lost My One True Love; Where Is God Now That We Need Him? The next day the women got organized and completed the butchery. And the sky turned into the body of Nuit, black, beautiful, the starmother: and all was changed in a moment, in the flickering of an eye.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Arnock » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:03 pm

Listen to the tale I tell.
A haunting dream I know so well.
When walking home alone one night,
my path revealed by candlelight,
ahead I see an open door.
With no idea what's in store,
I glance inside the door to see,
a hall of mirrors beckon me.
I take a breath and step inside.
A tale of love and shattered pride.
The door slams shut, I start to run
And it seems my journey has begun...
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:57 am

He grasped the knob. It was engraved with a wild rose wound around a revolver, one of those great old guns from his father and now lost forever.
Yet it will be yours again, whispered the voice of the Tower and the voice of the roses — these voices were now one.
What do you mean?
To this there was no answer, but the knob turned beneath his hand, and perhaps that was an answer. Roland opened the door at the top of the Dark Tower.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby tlitp » Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:48 am

Тогда он сказал: "А иногда я так ясно чувствую: что во мне -- это не всё я. Что-то уж очень есть неистребимое, высокое очень! Какой-то осколочек Мирового Духа. Вы так не чувствуете?"
А. И. Солженицын, Раковый Корпус

Ich bin sehr ruhig. Mögen die Monate und Jahre kommen, sie nehmen mir nichts mehr, sie können mir nichts mehr nehmen. Ich bin so allein und so ohne Erwartung, dass ich ihnen entgegensehen kann ohne Furcht. Das Leben, das mich durch diese Jahre trug, ist noch in meinen Händen und Augen. Ob ich es überwunden habe, weiß ich nicht. Aber solange es da ist, wird es sich seinen Weg suchen, mag dieses, das in mir „Ich“ sagt, wollen oder nicht.
E. M. Remarque, Im Westen nichts Neues

And Adam ruled, for he was the King. Until the day his will to be King deserted him. Then he died, food for a stronger. And the strongest was always the King, not by strength alone, but King by cunning and luck and strength together. Among the rats.
J. Clavell, King Rat

On ne sait jamais qui donne ni qui reçoit, ajouta-t-il profondément. Voilà ce que je pourrais t'apprendre si tu ne le savais encore mieux que moi.
L. Bloy, Le Désespéré

Gott ist todt! Gott bleibt todt! Und wir haben ihn getötet! Wie trösten wir uns, die Mörder aller Mörder? Das Heiligste und Mächtigste, was die Welt bisher besaß, es ist unter unseren Messern verblutet, — wer wischt dies Blut von uns ab? Mit welchem Wasser könnten wir uns reinigen? Welche Sühnfeiern, welche heiligen Spiele werden wir erfinden müssen? Ist nicht die Größe dieser Tat zu groß für uns? Müssen wir nicht selber zu Göttern werden, um nur ihrer würdig zu erscheinen?
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She has the allure, the tragedy, the weariness. She knows that history has no place for her kind anymore. She's perfect.
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Qu'avez-vous, mais qu'avez-vous donc? - Je n'ai rien, je n'ai rien, j'ai fait seulement un bond hors de mon sort, et je ne sais plus maintenant vers quoi me tourner, vers quoi courir...
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Fivelives » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:37 pm

English, motherfucker. Do. You. Speak. It?
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:44 pm

Speech is not necessary. We will extract the brain waves.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Krazed » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:09 pm

Asylum? What is it with Peacekeepers. First they hunt us, then they want to move in. Are we a bed and breakfast. Do we have a sign outside that says "Free HBO?"
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby edsdame » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:13 am

Tell him that language is a virus and that religion is an operating system and that prayers are just so much fucking spam.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Njall » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:52 am

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:45 am

The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a demoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.

And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Snake-Aes » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:56 am

Shut up, boy, I use stilettos bigger than your dick.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Njall » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:57 am

Who run Bartertown?
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