In which we talk in quotes

[Snake-Aes]

"Greetings," Kei says, "I am Kei Ayanami. I am, in accordance with the cover story you have swallowed as the sheep you are, Rei's long lost sister, recently adopted by the Ikaris. I will let you draw your own conclusions."

From the back of the room, one of the students emits a high pitched, girlish scream despite being on the men's soccer team. Several follow in suit, before Kensuke Aida, faithful minion that he is to the Ayanami line, jumps onto his desk and executes the rest of her opening gambit.

"She's discovered mitosis!" he screams, "Rei can bud!"

[Hayz]

listen bud, you dont wanna mess with me

[Passionario]

Alice had a little lamb
Its fleece was bloody red
And everywhere that Alice went
She left a trail of dead

[amh]

I've never made a mistake. Everything I've done seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Snake-Aes]

They decided to test the alignment of their employer by throwing a holy dagger at the spokesperson and checking for extra damage.

[amh]

Oh shit, motherfucker goddamn, I keep it hiiigh; bitch, I'm the man!

[Krazed]

Mighty fine ship you have here Jimmy.

[Passionario]

I don't think he's capable of producing such a poor product from his fine loins.

[Njall]

Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.

[Aubade]

Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.

I miss you Njall.

[Njall]

Sorry, with the site being locked off from work (and non-work internet now being a firing offense thanks to the younger workers abusing it), the commute, the job search, kids and the beta invite, I'm not around much.

[Snake-Aes]

What matters is that you can remain sowing doom.

[aranil]

Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.

I miss you Njall.

[Njall]

"Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me."

Just for Nikachelle.

[Passionario]

Great green gobs of
Greasy grimy girlie guts
Little dirty flirty feet
Mutilated maiden's meat
Scooped-out eyeballs
Rolling down an empty street
But I didn't
Forget my spoon