A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Lightbeard » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:14 pm

I think the most important thing to take from the article is

After living for 100 years why are you still in high school. Hell even in one of the books he and Bella apply to colleges or something so why wait that long =/
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Arnock » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:30 pm

I'll just leave this here...

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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Rachmaninoff » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:15 pm

Lightbeard wrote:I think the most important thing to take from the article is

After living for 100 years why are you still in high school. Hell even in one of the books he and Bella apply to colleges or something so why wait that long =/


do you not watch vampire movies or know anything about vampires?

if this guy becomes a vampire at 17, he will always look 17... so if you were a vampire that looked 17, you mean to tell me wouldn't you be going after 17 year olds? hell is easy pickings, you want young blood, and at 17 kids are fucking stupid

I don't even like this shit or vampires. how can I get this?
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Amshel » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:19 pm

That wall poster isn't nearly as creepy as the "I Sparkle" dildo.
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Snake-Aes » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:32 pm

Amshel wrote:That wall poster isn't nearly as creepy as the "I Sparkle" dildo.

That is designed to be cold to the touch.
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Amshel » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:00 pm

Snake-Aes wrote:
Amshel wrote:That wall poster isn't nearly as creepy as the "I Sparkle" dildo.

That is designed to be cold to the touch.

Awesome.
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Spectrum » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:14 pm

Wow, read that whole article, loved it.

I saw the movie. I couldn't figure it out either. I'm pretty sure if I was stuck in high-school for 80 years I'd try to kill myself. He may look 17, but he could at least pretend to be 19 and tell people he just looks young. It happens. I was pulling it off at 15.

I love some of Robert Pattinson's (Edward) quotes

Robert Pattinson wrote:"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."


Robert Pattinson wrote:When I read it ... I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and ... it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published, like reading her — her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it's like, "Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy" and she just writes this book about it, and there's some things about Edward that are just so specific that ... I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And I sometimes ... feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it's kind of voyeuristic ... It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.


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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Lightbeard » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:56 pm

Either Edward has been in highschool for 100years and has been a virgin until he met Bella

or he preys on dumbass high schoolers
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Passionario » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:07 am

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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby mew » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:48 am

Spectrum, those quotes are wonderful, best thing I have read all week. I had to go look them up online to make sure they are real.

How often does that happen that the actor of some popular and/or dramatic character just absolutely hates the character? And how often are they allowed to be open about it? You'd think the company wouldn't like them saying things like that.
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:20 am

Not even sparkly vampires deserve Buffy. Let mr Blade do it.
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Aubade » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:59 am

Best quote so far from that article ""We assume that Pattinson's agents are currently negotiating a deviation from the book in the second movie, in which Edward Cullen is unexpectedly killed by Lord Voldemort." The mass tween suicides resulting from this would put the 2012 hysteria to shame."
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby phaqueue » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:15 am

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please tell me this is a shirt somewhere... and that it's still available...

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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Barathorn » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:34 am

You can get it from Jinx Clothing.

The 1st book was 'ok' and so was the film. The second book and books thereafter are drivel and the film didn't disappoint me by also being utter garbage. Nice special effects but a crap story.

I actually like Mr Patterson, I think he is pretty normal and not up his own arse like a lot of actors.

So to conclude, these films are to cinema what Lightbeard is to Maintankadin.
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Re: A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

Postby Levantine » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:33 am

Barathorn wrote:So to conclude, these films are to cinema what Lightbeard is to Maintankadin.

Fell. The. Burn.
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