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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby phaqueue » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:06 am

Phaq is not allowed to pull top DPS in a heroic, then go "oh sorry, let me toss on Blood Presence - forgot after I changed specs"

Phaq is not allowed to cast Path of Frost when the floor drops out in ToC25 (my brohter actually got 23/25 people with it)

Phaqueuetoo is not allowed immdiately bubble whenever someone knocks back in a heroic

Phaq is not allowed to Hysteria people when he sees them at low health

Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to continue pulling with the healer dead and call them "superfluous" when the pack is dead without them...

Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to autorun in Forge of Souls (I always get distracted and fall off...)
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Threatco » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:23 am

Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to autorun in Forge of Souls (I always get distracted and fall off...)


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My 2 co DPS tend to get a bit cocky towards the end of the run where I am barley pushing 5k dps to keep up with them. Then we go to PoS and HoR, and then they see my 8-9 k sustained trash DPS, and they SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:36 am

Agaren is not allowed to bubble hearth when a random dps tells him how to pull the first boss in FoS, PoS or ... oh wait i havent done it yet on HoR :oops:

Agaren is not allowed to dancewith the warrior MT while OT on patchwerk because he had to stop his rotation COMPLETELY for about 30 sec (had to or i would pull)

Agaren is not allowed to as for a mage table right after pulling Anub in Naxx.

Agaren is not allowed to ask for fish-feast after pulling ANY raid boss.

Agaren is not allowed to sit and eat at the f-feast put out by the GM after pulling Anub in Naxx, esp when the GM is his healer. (god it was funny hearing her cuss over vent for the first time)

Agaren is not allowed to sacrifice a dps during Ick+Krick with the excuse "The Gnomish Gods need appeasing, and then we can punt them again" (idk where i got this, it happens when i tank tired)

Agaren is not allowed to out dps EVERYONE by 500+ and then ask WTF DID I BRING YOU GUYS FOR! at new 80 alts of gm and her husband over vent(almost got gkicked)

wat else?

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Agaren is not allowed to tell tank (first time) that he HAS to pull the Lich King or we wipe in H-HoR while on his hunter (we wiped anyway but he tried) :twisted:

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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:29 pm

When one of my officers is playing on their warlock alt, she is not allowed to allow this conversation to happen again:

Celulii: We'll just lock summon them in, right?
Warlock: Yes...wait, do we even have a lock in the group?
Celulii: ....oh. my. god.
Warrior: Are you serious?
Random pug DK: I hope that wasn't the warlock saying that...
Warrior: ...it was.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:42 pm

I miss you, Amy
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:20 am

:( I miss you too.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:33 am

Amirya wrote::( I miss you too.

In retrospect, i'm weirding myself: I came to SC because of a woman, and left SC because of a man.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:19 pm

And I'm not having a relationship with him, either.

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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:29 pm

I don't either.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:18 am

agaren is not allowed to use his infamous macro anymore :(
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:27 am

Gwaed is not allowed to say "Army", "dead" and "I have an idea" in the same statement.
In retrospect, Gwaed won't be allowed to say "I have an idea" at all very soon.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Gamingdevil » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:05 am

Snake-Aes wrote:Gwaed is not allowed to say "Army", "dead" and "I have an idea" in the same statement.
In retrospect, Gwaed won't be allowed to say "I have an idea" at all very soon.


I sense a good story :P
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:15 am

Gamingdevil wrote:
Snake-Aes wrote:Gwaed is not allowed to say "Army", "dead" and "I have an idea" in the same statement.
In retrospect, Gwaed won't be allowed to say "I have an idea" at all very soon.


I sense a good story :P


me too
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:21 am

As of last night, Njall is no longer allowed to call the new gauntlet in Plaguewerks "Fogger" as it causes slow moving DPS to giggle and die. Njall is also not allowed to rez them back the start unless the raid leader thinks its funny. Putting DI on them in mid-run, however, is probably going cause some discussion...
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Pfife » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:08 am

As of a few months ago, Ximenez is no longer allowed to macro the following statement;
"I bid you congratulations on your recent gear upgrade/achievement/awesome story/other notable endeavor."
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