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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:04 am

bldavis wrote:maybe you should try tychaus finley quotes


Yes, there is that but the tank has taken terrible... terrible damage.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Trav » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:08 am

Trav is not allowed to run into the fire elementals on the stairs to the second boss of Bastion of Twilight anymore...especially since the last time he tried it, HE was the only one that ended up in the lava after the explosion...

(Though the time I managed to get both myself and my cotank knocked back was very amusing!)
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:11 am

Njall wrote:
bldavis wrote:maybe you should try tychaus finley quotes


Yes, there is that but the tank has taken terrible... terrible damage.

was he in siege mode?
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:16 am

Gloriosa is no longer allowed to be in Vortex Pinnacle, watch the tank and melee dps die on trash as the healer crashes, look at the only other living person - being the warlock, look at the two CC'd mobs, then dismiss her wolf and summon her bear, and proceed to tank the two dps with the bear, and burn them down with the warlock's assistance.

It apparently leads her to make comments about needing on spellpower/spirit gear for her "mend pet spec".
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:18 am

Amirya wrote:
It apparently leads her to make comments about needing on spellpower/spirit gear for her "mend pet spec".


Have I mentioned that you rock very hard? Lately?
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:23 am

Njall wrote:Have I mentioned that you rock very hard? Lately?

:D

While the one was feared (glyphed) and the other was trapped, I told the tank and dk they could run back while the healer relogged (my boyfriend, alas, has issues with Comcast, and he called me as soon as it crashed). They opted not to. And while I'm not sure on what the DR is on that, it had already been pretty messy, and I could just not see it ending well if we continued to chain trap/chain fear.

So I sent Icecaller to go take a nap, hauled out Snowchaser, and proceeded to burn them, one at a time, gogo pet misdirect. So glad I respecced the bear, she didn't take that much damage.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:30 am

and to think i server transfered to be a good hunter for you....
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:36 am

bldavis wrote:and to think i server transfered to be a good hunter for you....

No. You did it to be a GREAT hunter.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:03 pm

Amirya wrote:
bldavis wrote:and to think i server transfered to be a good hunter for you....

No. You did it to be a GREAT hunter.

ya .....
thats what i meant.....
(im screwed :shock: :oops: )
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Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:53 pm

bldavis wrote:
ya .....
thats what i meant.....
(im screwed :shock: :oops: )


That's what you hope.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Dazhbog » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:47 pm

1) Dazhbog is not allowed to play Katamari on the Rock over vent while running old heroics.
2) Dazhbog is banned from playing Katamari on the Rock while playing WoW.
3) Dazhbog is not allowed to say, "Don't worry, I got this" and pull the entire goblin hallway in Throne of the Tides.
4) Dazhbog is not allowed to help get the Bonus Stage achievement in Vortex Pinnacle.
5) Dazhbog is not allowed to try to punt group members off of Vortex Pinnacle with well timed mob deaths.
6) Dazhbog is not allowed to try to make art from Dark Fissure void zones.
7) Dazhbog is not allowed to stand in Arcanotron pools for mana.
8) Dazhbog is definitely not allowed to make any macros involving the words "Time Warp" or other Rocky Horror lines/call backs.
9) Dazhbog is no longer allowed to do impressions of Horatio Cane from CSI: Miami.
10) Dazhbog has been respectfully asked not to /y "Quick, Dial home!" before using any teleporter in Halls of Origination.
11) Dazhbog is not allowed to solo the first boss of heroic SFK and make the other tanks look bad.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Aubade » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:01 am

Dazhbog wrote:1) Dazhbog is not allowed to play Katamari on the Rock over vent while running old heroics.
2) Dazhbog is banned from playing Katamari on the Rock while playing WoW.
3) Dazhbog is not allowed to say, "Don't worry, I got this" and pull the entire goblin hallway in Throne of the Tides.
4) Dazhbog is not allowed to help get the Bonus Stage achievement in Vortex Pinnacle.
5) Dazhbog is not allowed to try to punt group members off of Vortex Pinnacle with well timed mob deaths.
6) Dazhbog is not allowed to try to make art from Dark Fissure void zones.
7) Dazhbog is not allowed to stand in Arcanotron pools for mana.
8) Dazhbog is definitely not allowed to make any macros involving the words "Time Warp" or other Rocky Horror lines/call backs.
9) Dazhbog is no longer allowed to do impressions of Horatio Cane from CSI: Miami.
10) Dazhbog has been respectfully asked not to /y "Quick, Dial home!" before using any teleporter in Halls of Origination.
11) Dazhbog is not allowed to solo the first boss of heroic SFK and make the other tanks look bad.


But all of those things are so much fun =[


Esp 1,2,3,9, and 11.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:11 am

I am not allowed to need on upgrades, as i just end up feeling generous and give them to enh shamans
I am not allowed to live down the fact that i gave away an agil trinket away on my bear
I am not allowed to need "OS" items even when they are upgrades
I am not allowed to "educate" rogues on bear tanking
I am (apperently) not allowed to use the phrase "Pink Snugglywuggly" and Ami in the same paragraph, much less sentence.

and finally
I am not allowed to pick fights with other west coast MTadins (<3 aubade) :twisted:
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Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Aubade » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:23 am

bldavis wrote:I am not allowed to need on upgrades, as i just end up feeling generous and give them to enh shamans
I am not allowed to live down the fact that i gave away an agil trinket away on my bear
I am not allowed to need "OS" items even when they are upgrades
I am not allowed to "educate" rogues on bear tanking
I am (apperently) not allowed to use the phrase "Pink Snugglywuggly" and Ami in the same paragraph, much less sentence.

and finally
I am not allowed to pick fights with other west coast MTadins (<3 aubade) :twisted:



When did you pick a fight with me?! Was I tired? O.o
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:56 am

Aubade wrote:
bldavis wrote:I am not allowed to need on upgrades, as i just end up feeling generous and give them to enh shamans
I am not allowed to live down the fact that i gave away an agil trinket away on my bear
I am not allowed to need "OS" items even when they are upgrades
I am not allowed to "educate" rogues on bear tanking
I am (apperently) not allowed to use the phrase "Pink Snugglywuggly" and Ami in the same paragraph, much less sentence.

and finally
I am not allowed to pick fights with other west coast MTadins (<3 aubade) :twisted:



When did you pick a fight with me?! Was I tired? O.o

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