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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Barathorn » Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:29 am

Passionario wrote:2. Avenger's Shield is not a proper substitute for /readycheck.


Dammit.

That is my favourite way to start an encounter. Usually after everyone has buffed and is low on mana.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Krazed » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:58 am

I am not allowed to RP as Eonar and come to freya's aid
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Aubade » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:28 am

I had a great laugh at this list! thanks for posting Njall
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby blkthunder » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:32 am

While tanking...
Blk is not allowed to DI the ML as the boss dies.
Blk is not allowed to call for innervates :*(
Blk is not allowed to toss heals during taunts
Blk is not allowed to bop rogues when they pop cds
Blk is not allowed to bubblesac during orbphase on twins or anubs leech life


While healing...
Blk is not allowed to Bomb trinketed/AW/Wild magic'd Holy lights with Righteuos fury on during whelp phase in ony!
Blk is not allowed to bacon the RL and spam FoL on 100% people!

While huntering...
Blk is not allowed to leave growl on my pet to point out fail tanks
Blk is not allowed to macro /y Bring the Rain!!! to steady shot
Blk is not allowed to MD to AFK people
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Aubade » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:07 am

There was a Bt run way back in the day on my mage where I macroed fireball to whisper my raid leader "I'MA CASTIN MY FIREBALL" And I was one hell of a button masher.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Nikachelle » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:21 am

Aubade wrote:There was a Bt run way back in the day on my mage where I macroed fireball to whisper my raid leader "I'MA CASTIN MY FIREBALL" And I was one hell of a button masher.

I had to cover my mouth to avoid spitting out my lunch.

hahahaha
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Shoju » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:22 am

While Raiding Sunetra is not allowed to:

Jump into the whelp pits while people are eating before we pull Ony. That is our Shamans job.
Leave Talker mod on. (A mod that I found that is fun on RP servers I guess. Your character talks all the freaking time. It makes random statements each key press)
Turn on Righteous Fury while holding a 2h'd weapon. (I did this on a Naxx trash pull one time just for giggles.)
DI the tank when he halls for HoP on Gormok
Stand in Pokeballs on Ulduar trash to give the healers something to do
DPS the spork (spark) on the tethered adds in Ulduar
Pull Mimiron Trash with Gnomish Death Ray while tanking
Let someone else Pull Auriaya when I'm DPSing. Apparantly my bubble pull brings the boys to the yard.
Ride a bike on FL. I once rode my chopper (mount) all the way through FL trash in a pug. No one questioned why I did no damage, or why I didn't lay tar.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:27 am

Shoju wrote:While Raiding Sunetra is not allowed to:

Jump into the whelp pits while people are eating before we pull Ony. That is our Shamans job.
Leave Talker mod on. (A mod that I found that is fun on RP servers I guess. Your character talks all the freaking time. It makes random statements each key press)
Turn on Righteous Fury while holding a 2h'd weapon. (I did this on a Naxx trash pull one time just for giggles.)
DI the tank when he halls for HoP on Gormok
Stand in Pokeballs on Ulduar trash to give the healers something to do
DPS the spork (spark) on the tethered adds in Ulduar
Pull Mimiron Trash with Gnomish Death Ray while tanking
Let someone else Pull Auriaya when I'm DPSing. Apparantly my bubble pull brings the boys to the yard.
Ride a bike on FL. I once rode my chopper (mount) all the way through FL trash in a pug. No one questioned why I did no damage, or why I didn't lay tar.


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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby kanst » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:37 am

In BC my roomate got a Black Bow, he macrod steady shot to say "+8 mana" in /s that was annoying as hell
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Aubade » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:37 pm

Nikachelle wrote:
Aubade wrote:There was a Bt run way back in the day on my mage where I macroed fireball to whisper my raid leader "I'MA CASTIN MY FIREBALL" And I was one hell of a button masher.

I had to cover my mouth to avoid spitting out my lunch.

hahahaha


By Supremus he put me on ignore, I continued to change the macro for every member of the raid. I also had my other abilities macroed "I'MA CASTIN' MY PYROBLAST" "I'MA CASTIN' MY SCORCH" you get the point =] by the end of the night I was a proud member of 25 different people's ignore list
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:57 pm

Aubade wrote:
Nikachelle wrote:
Aubade wrote:There was a Bt run way back in the day on my mage where I macroed fireball to whisper my raid leader "I'MA CASTIN MY FIREBALL" And I was one hell of a button masher.

I had to cover my mouth to avoid spitting out my lunch.

hahahaha


By Supremus he put me on ignore, I continued to change the macro for every member of the raid. I also had my other abilities macroed "I'MA CASTIN' MY PYROBLAST" "I'MA CASTIN' MY SCORCH" you get the point =] by the end of the night I was a proud member of 25 different people's ignore list

26-man raids are hard.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:59 pm

Snake-Aes wrote:26-man raids are hard.


He didn't want to listen to himself either. I can't blame him.

And I am not allowed to try and dial the Alpha Site from Obsidian Sanctum. It is not a Stargate.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:08 pm

Njall wrote:
Snake-Aes wrote:26-man raids are hard.


He didn't want to listen to himself either. I can't blame him.

And I am not allowed to try and dial the Alpha Site from Obsidian Sanctum. It is not a Stargate.

Hum, so he can't stand even himself... kinda takes the fun out of it.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Arnock » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:27 pm

Arnock is not allowed to call out, "It's a wipe, DI and kill yourselves" when the boss is at 1%

Arnock is not allowed to DI random party members in order to get the wintergrasp buff

Arnock is not allowed to sing "Run to the hills" on vent throughout the entire heigan and/or big bad wolf encounters
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Arnock » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:36 pm

Arnock is not allowed to macro "MY REZZ MACRO IS ANNOYING, BLAME %t FROM MAKING ME USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111" to redemption
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