Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

[Njall]

1. Blast out Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" loud enough so that Vent picks it up and infects the entire raid with ear-worms.

2. Refer to the clothie dps contingent as "proto-gibb(let)s"

3. Call the DK's canned spam


Yes, I've been reading Skippy's List again but this happened the other day.

[Snake-Aes]

) Scream "Justice will be done" loudly and proudly on vent whenever Seal of Justice procs on faction champs.

[Koatanga]

Macro the sound clip from Eadric the Pure to Hammer of the Righteous. Works best if you leave your mic open.

[Elsie]

Macro the sound clip from Eadric the Pure to Hammer of the Righteous. Works best if you leave your mic open.

Or that crazy guy in Scryed.

[fafhrd]

recklessFireIBelieveInBurningMySoul?

man that show had some great (and terrible) quotes

[Njall]

7) I am not allowed to remember anyone from the mountains. And, I want to make it especially clear, not Freya or her mountains (though I could happily pitch a tent between 'em and live there forever!)

Edit: the spelling, it burns!

[Amirya]

Or try to kill your healers on purpose.

Or develop a reputation that, when you type in raid chat, "I have unmuted myself on Vent, don't make me talk," people instantly straighten up and quit wiping on silly things.

[Snake-Aes]

Or try to kill your healers on purpose.

Or develop a reputation that, when you type in raid chat, "I have unmuted myself on Vent, don't make me talk," people instantly straighten up and quit wiping on silly things.

Whip me into competence!

[katraya]

7) I am not allowed to remember anyone from the mountains. And, I want to make it especially clear, not Freya or her mountains (though I could happy pitch a tent between 'em and live there forever!)

Beer nearly came out my nose when I read that!

[Njall]

Njall is not allowed to point out to the other tanks that they are currently crotch-high to Patchwerk and the smell is astounding.

[Aubade]

8) Njall is not allowed to point out to the other tanks that they are currently crotch-high to Patchwerk and the smell is astounding.

Bwahah that's good!

[Passionario]

1. I am not allowed to tell new raid members that they can see the dormant form of Ragnaros in the window behind Golemagg.
2. Avenger's Shield is not a proper substitute for /readycheck.
3. Neither is Psychic Scream.
4. "All REAL doctors are supposed to know it" is not a valid reason to make raid healing assignments in classic Latin.
5. I am not allowed to requisition all offspec loot in the name of the Immortal Emperor of Mankind.
6. I am not allowed to confiscate all offspec loot for the Revolution and the betterment of proletariat.
7. I *am* allowed to respec to Holy without reciting the Hippocratic Oath in guildchat every time I do it.
8. The Reliquary of Souls is not my personal sex toy.
9. The Reliquary of Souls is not a long-lost relative of the Companion Cube.
10. I am not allowed to add "...in bed" to each and every boss yell.
11. No matter what Cranius says, I am not allowed to show up to the raid dressed in full Twill set.
12. The raid leader is allowed to ignore my requests to stop all DPS so that I can properly tell the boss its Miranda rights.
13. /rw is for raid warnings, not for quoting the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe.
14. I am not allowed to use Doomfire to level up my Cooking.
15. I am not allowed to challenge Illidan to a staring contest.
16. I am not allowed to moan suggestively at raid bosses.
17. Or raid members, for that matter.
18. Whether we're doing Onyxia or Malygos, I am expressly not allowed to use "/e takes a deep breath..." during the encounter.
19. I am not allowed to kite anything to Vael's room.
20. I am not allowed to bribe Wretched mobs in MGT and Sunwell with Mana Gems.

[Auroris]

1. I am not allowed to tell new raid members that they can see the dormant form of Ragnaros in the window behind Golemagg.
2. Avenger's Shield is not a proper substitute for /readycheck.
3. Neither is Psychic Scream.
4. "All REAL doctors are supposed to know it" is not a valid reason to make raid healing assignments in classic Latin.
5. I am not allowed to requisition all offspec loot in the name of the Immortal Emperor of Mankind.
6. I am not allowed to confiscate all offspec loot for the Revolution and the betterment of proletariat.
7. I *am* allowed to respec to Holy without reciting the Hippocratic Oath in guildchat every time I do it.
8. The Reliquary of Souls is not my personal sex toy.
9. The Reliquary of Souls is not a long-lost relative of the Companion Cube.
10. I am not allowed to add "...in bed" to each and every boss yell.
11. No matter what Cranius says, I am not allowed to show up to the raid dressed in full Twill set.
12. The raid leader is allowed to ignore my requests to stop all DPS so that I can properly tell the boss its Miranda rights.
13. /rw is for raid warnings, not for quoting the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe.
14. I am not allowed to use Doomfire to level up my Cooking.
15. I am not allowed to challenge Illidan to a staring contest.
16. I am not allowed to moan suggestively at raid bosses.
17. Or raid members, for that matter.
18. Whether we're doing Onyxia or Malygos, I am expressly not allowed to use "/e takes a deep breath..." during the encounter.
19. I am not allowed to kite anything to Vael's room.
20. I am not allowed to bribe Wretched mobs in MGT and Sunwell with Mana Gems.

Win

[isiz]

I am not allowed to /y NOT ONE BUT TWO JORMUNGAR WORMS! during NR Beasts >.>

[Njall]

goodness snipped.

Your depravity far exceeds mine!

However, I am still not allowed to call the feral tank "Mrs Snuggums" no matter how much she looks like my teddy bear.