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Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:55 pm

1. Blast out Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" loud enough so that Vent picks it up and infects the entire raid with ear-worms.

2. Refer to the clothie dps contingent as "proto-gibb(let)s"

3. Call the DK's canned spam


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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:02 pm

) Scream "Justice will be done" loudly and proudly on vent whenever Seal of Justice procs on faction champs.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Koatanga » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:41 pm

Macro the sound clip from Eadric the Pure to Hammer of the Righteous. Works best if you leave your mic open.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Elsie » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:49 pm

Koatanga wrote:Macro the sound clip from Eadric the Pure to Hammer of the Righteous. Works best if you leave your mic open.

Or that crazy guy in Scryed.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby fafhrd » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:16 pm

recklessFireIBelieveInBurningMySoul?

man that show had some great (and terrible) quotes
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:18 pm

7) I am not allowed to remember anyone from the mountains. And, I want to make it especially clear, not Freya or her mountains (though I could happily pitch a tent between 'em and live there forever!)

Edit: the spelling, it burns!
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:14 pm

Or try to kill your healers on purpose.

Or develop a reputation that, when you type in raid chat, "I have unmuted myself on Vent, don't make me talk," people instantly straighten up and quit wiping on silly things.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:23 pm

Amirya wrote:Or try to kill your healers on purpose.

Or develop a reputation that, when you type in raid chat, "I have unmuted myself on Vent, don't make me talk," people instantly straighten up and quit wiping on silly things.

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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby katraya » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:46 pm

Njall wrote:7) I am not allowed to remember anyone from the mountains. And, I want to make it especially clear, not Freya or her mountains (though I could happy pitch a tent between 'em and live there forever!)


Beer nearly came out my nose when I read that!
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:45 pm

8) Njall is not allowed to point out to the other tanks that they are currently crotch-high to Patchwerk and the smell is astounding.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Aubade » Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:03 pm

Njall wrote:8) Njall is not allowed to point out to the other tanks that they are currently crotch-high to Patchwerk and the smell is astounding.


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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Passionario » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:08 am

1. I am not allowed to tell new raid members that they can see the dormant form of Ragnaros in the window behind Golemagg.
2. Avenger's Shield is not a proper substitute for /readycheck.
3. Neither is Psychic Scream.
4. "All REAL doctors are supposed to know it" is not a valid reason to make raid healing assignments in classic Latin.
5. I am not allowed to requisition all offspec loot in the name of the Immortal Emperor of Mankind.
6. I am not allowed to confiscate all offspec loot for the Revolution and the betterment of proletariat.
7. I *am* allowed to respec to Holy without reciting the Hippocratic Oath in guildchat every time I do it.
8. The Reliquary of Souls is not my personal sex toy.
9. The Reliquary of Souls is not a long-lost relative of the Companion Cube.
10. I am not allowed to add "...in bed" to each and every boss yell.
11. No matter what Cranius says, I am not allowed to show up to the raid dressed in full Twill set.
12. The raid leader is allowed to ignore my requests to stop all DPS so that I can properly tell the boss its Miranda rights.
13. /rw is for raid warnings, not for quoting the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe.
14. I am not allowed to use Doomfire to level up my Cooking.
15. I am not allowed to challenge Illidan to a staring contest.
16. I am not allowed to moan suggestively at raid bosses.
17. Or raid members, for that matter.
18. Whether we're doing Onyxia or Malygos, I am expressly not allowed to use "/e takes a deep breath..." during the encounter.
19. I am not allowed to kite anything to Vael's room.
20. I am not allowed to bribe Wretched mobs in MGT and Sunwell with Mana Gems.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Auroris » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:58 am

Passionario wrote:1. I am not allowed to tell new raid members that they can see the dormant form of Ragnaros in the window behind Golemagg.
2. Avenger's Shield is not a proper substitute for /readycheck.
3. Neither is Psychic Scream.
4. "All REAL doctors are supposed to know it" is not a valid reason to make raid healing assignments in classic Latin.
5. I am not allowed to requisition all offspec loot in the name of the Immortal Emperor of Mankind.
6. I am not allowed to confiscate all offspec loot for the Revolution and the betterment of proletariat.
7. I *am* allowed to respec to Holy without reciting the Hippocratic Oath in guildchat every time I do it.
8. The Reliquary of Souls is not my personal sex toy.
9. The Reliquary of Souls is not a long-lost relative of the Companion Cube.
10. I am not allowed to add "...in bed" to each and every boss yell.
11. No matter what Cranius says, I am not allowed to show up to the raid dressed in full Twill set.
12. The raid leader is allowed to ignore my requests to stop all DPS so that I can properly tell the boss its Miranda rights.
13. /rw is for raid warnings, not for quoting the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe.
14. I am not allowed to use Doomfire to level up my Cooking.
15. I am not allowed to challenge Illidan to a staring contest.
16. I am not allowed to moan suggestively at raid bosses.
17. Or raid members, for that matter.
18. Whether we're doing Onyxia or Malygos, I am expressly not allowed to use "/e takes a deep breath..." during the encounter.
19. I am not allowed to kite anything to Vael's room.
20. I am not allowed to bribe Wretched mobs in MGT and Sunwell with Mana Gems.


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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby isiz » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:35 am

I am not allowed to /y NOT ONE BUT TWO JORMUNGAR WORMS! during NR Beasts >.>
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:07 am

Passionario wrote:goodness snipped.


Your depravity far exceeds mine! :D

However, I am still not allowed to call the feral tank "Mrs Snuggums" no matter how much she looks like my teddy bear.
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