Wafflesforface: The Interactive ADVENTURE!

[knaughty]

Psst... someone make sure the box spring gets flipped over.

[Jedah]

attack box spring

[Ilara]

that is a fucking small bed....

ok so whats the score..
we picked up a porno calendar,
used the spider to get the keys.
discovered a fake safe on the wall,
the spider is now making a pizza call from the guards pocket
found a mouse hole
cannot retrieve mouse
moved bed base

did I miss anything?


limiting our options here. suggestions;
tear open base inspect innards
ditto for matress
if nothing found; start praying.

[Krazed]

Attempt to seduce the guard with your delicious waffle ways >.>

[Sharlos]

well the bed base has a big ass X on it, maybe we have to throw it out the window and attach a rope of somesort to the hook there and swing to saftey and then fight off the wild snorelax outside?

[Ilara]

I think we already established the strange bar like force defending immediate passage through said window.

[Sharlos]

well we have the mousehole and the VHS case to consider as well.

Maybe the guard is into paladin/goat porn?

[Invisusira]

Hit guard with box spring.

You rush the guard with the box spring. The box spring doesn't even remotely fit through the bars.
You step back and cooly view your work, putting your hands in your pockets.

[Snake-Aes]

check the safe-like thing on the wall

[guillex]

check the safe-like thing on the wall

It's a safe that's been drawn onto the wall bud.

My vote is for ripping open the boxspring.

[Krazed]

Attack the box spring with an X on it.

[Grehn|Skipjack]

Why is there a hook on the window? I may have missed that. Pull the hook thing.

[Krazed]

The jump suit was hanging on the hook for a bit.

[Ilara]

invis, I think the agreed on next step is to open up the thing with the X on it :3

[Belloc]

Eat the keys. That's what waffles eat.