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[uke]

DUDE! It's got a lazer eye!

Train and keep it for a guard pet.

[Snake-Aes]

DUDE! It's got a lazer eye!

Train and keep it for a guard pet.

One of my friends happens to raise 2 Pythons in his home. he always takes one of them for a walk in his car, and leaves it in the car, with a tiny opening in the window.


No one ever robbed his car.

[Dorvan]

DUDE! It's got a lazer eye!

Train and keep it for a guard pet.

I just had a flashback to SimAnt. Damn you crazylazerspider, bane of my existence!

[fuzzygeek]

Looking at the photos, it seems smaller than it did when I was up close and personal in the dark. So, it's no clock spider, but it's still the size of my hand, stretched out.

I did not kill it, even if it was glaring at me with its lazer eye. Apparently it's a giant crab spider.

I left it alone, so it's still out there somewhere.

But if I'd killed it, all its relatives would have come for revenge.

And these things spawn by the hundreds ...

[Aldonza]

I should have known better than to click on those links.

Now those images of spiders are going to haunt me the rest of the day.

[VikrumthePally]

For any spider I suggest this and not a measly fly swatter.