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Postby fafhrd » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:26 pm

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1/1 Lore pre-nerf.
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Postby Fenira » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:44 pm

Should have gotten more brewfest beer in there! your dots failed you!
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Postby Tiranknight » Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:20 pm

Should've pulled out the Stoneskin Totem, and popped Bestial Wrath.
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Postby Lore » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:36 pm

/shoo
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Postby aranil » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:58 pm

this is oddly entertaining
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Postby Lightbeard » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:07 pm

I'm confused
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Postby Conaan! » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:52 pm

Invisusira wrote:
Grehn|Skipjack wrote:At first I was like
Elennira wrote:wat


But then I was like
PsiVen wrote:If the words that come out of your mouth sound anything like the ones you just typed, I think I may have found the problem.

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Lore wrote:JEAPORDY: CREEPY BASEMENT EDITION
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Postby Songblade » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:44 pm

What is this pathetic crap? How about you go back with twenty-four of your best friends and try again, boy!
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Postby TheBelloc » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:54 pm

After reading what you typed I'd suggest bubble-hearting whenever you see a woman, your avoidance is obviously not at 102.4% and as such you remain crushable.
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Postby Losbullitt » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:42 am

:shock:

You totally speak like a nerd.
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Postby Sheherezade » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:52 am

TheBelloc wrote:After reading what you typed I'd suggest bubble-hearting whenever you see a woman, your avoidance is obviously not at 102.4% and as such you remain crushable.


avoidance doesn't need to be at 102,4% to be uncrushable...avoidance+block on the other hand... ;)
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Postby 2ndNin » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:58 am

You know, I laughed so hard, that not only was I reduced to rolling around on the floor, but my posterior detached itself from my body, truly your words and examples reduced this problem to one that even a layman like myself can understand.

Don't DoT Girls, you want high aggro low damage abilities, think like a Warrior not a Warlock, you want their attention but not to work too hard on it. Get your Sunders up to reduce her armour, then a rend to leave a lasting impression. A bit of shield bashing to dispel her illusions about you wouldn't go amiss either, in fact if you can spell reflect her disinterest (and it takes timing and skill) then you get a chance to overpower, and she can't dodge your next heroic strike.

Ahem.

Or easier, talk to her, approach her realistically and get to know her, if she likes YOU then it doesn't matter what a twat your friends are / act like as she will be interested in you. Don't go in trying to score, just approach her and find out about her and if she is worth talking too, have the confidence to believe that she is already interested in you and that you are trying to convince yourself that she is worthy of your attention. Going in fighting up hill will tend to fail because you end up doing things like reducing her to WoW metaphors, and being honest, most girls don't go for that kind of thing (but if you find one that does, likes you, and you like, then go for it); I advise not starting the conversation with "would you like to see my level 12 paladin, I just learned how to consecrate, and I would love to judge you every 9s", maybe "Hi".
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Postby TokenElf » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:26 am

To quote a guild that was on my server until a GM had them change their name...


"Sapped Girls Can't Say No."


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(Note: I in no way advocate the use of sap on girls.)
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Postby Elsie » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:28 am

Don't DoT Girls, you want high aggro low damage abilities, think like a Warrior not a Warlock, you want their attention but not to work too hard on it. Get your Sunders up to reduce her armour, then a rend to leave a lasting impression. A bit of shield bashing to dispel her illusions about you wouldn't go amiss either, in fact if you can spell reflect her disinterest (and it takes timing and skill) then you get a chance to overpower, and she can't dodge your next heroic strike.

A bash to the face leads to a rampage for another place!
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Postby Kurgen » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:20 am

This whole thread is hilarious. pure, unadulterated win.
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