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Postby moduspwnens » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:48 pm

Macha wrote:
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Kelaan wrote:... at least he (the very lonely, creepy guy that roleplays as a girl) didn't mention pet tanks. ;);


Fixed.


Only really, really stupid people think that MMORPGs have few female players and that thus people who say they are female HAVE TO BE MALES OMGLOLOL.


Naw, I know some girls play WoW. However, the likelihood of a:
    A) Girl
    B) Plays WoW
    C) Browses WoW Forums
    D) Posts on WoW Forums
    E) About sex with players

Mmmm unlikely imo.
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Postby Fivelives » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:52 pm

You'd be amazed. One of my old GMs posted pics of her tits on the wow forums - and, she not only posted pics of HER tits, she posted pics of her and another chick with tits askew. I've even got a copy of them saved, heh (she's got nice ta tas, sue me).

It was supposedly a "recruiting tool".
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Postby Fridmarr » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:58 pm

Well if this was posted by Deathscore, he's definitely not a girl. He is or was a tankadin though.
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Postby Alanshue » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:51 pm

Fridmarr wrote:Well if this was posted by Deathscore, he's definitely not a girl. He is or was a tankadin though.


The first time I saw the post it was here.
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Postby Losbullitt » Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:25 am

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Postby Fivelives » Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:12 am

Oh, this is one of the pics:

NSFW CLICKY!!!!
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Postby Taoden » Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:13 pm

1.) The guys are guys
2.) The girls are guys
3.) The kids are are the FBI

If you remember these guidelines, you will never be disappointed and rarely surprised.
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Postby tankadin » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:02 am

I know I don't post much, but I felt I was inclined to say something.

Those, are not attractive women. Using them as guild recruiting tools would probably just make things worse.

Sorry for being honest. You may ignore me now.

Also, just for the record, I met my wife on wow. So yes, attractive, single girls do play this game. :P
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Postby Fivelives » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:12 pm

Heh, I didn't post the best pic. Also, I highly doubt you'd kick either of them out of bed if they crawled in.
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Postby guillex » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:34 pm

Fivelives wrote:Heh, I didn't post the best pic. Also, I highly doubt you'd kick either of them out of bed if they crawled in.


And why haven't you? :P
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Postby Fivelives » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:07 pm

I can't host it anywhere, it'd get taken down faster than I can put it up
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Postby tankadin » Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:42 pm

Fivelives wrote:Heh, I didn't post the best pic. Also, I highly doubt you'd kick either of them out of bed if they crawled in.


I just might, depending on how they looked outside of awkward positions such as the last photo.

I have slightly higher standards than "omg its a girl, she plays wow and is skinnier than the rest!"

Anyway, just posting my opinion. Why? not really sure to be honest..

The damn internets sucks you into these kinds of things....
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Postby Fivelives » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:38 pm

The point was made earlier that it was highly unlikely a woman would post anything sexual on the wow forums. The pictures were linked on our realm forum, by the people in them, as a recruiting tool. Yes, they are real women.

As far as claiming they're unattractive, I'd rate them at around a 7-8 or so, possibly a 9 in a dark room. Is that a fair rating? Would you, out at a bar, turn down a 7 or an 8? I highly doubt it. The internet and porn has given rise to this myth that women who aren't airbrushed and photoshopped to perfection are somehow uglier, and the airbrushed/photoshopped women are somehow now being considered "normal", as far as standards of beauty are concerned.
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Postby Ruex » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:25 pm

Opp.. this is going to get ugly.
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Postby fafhrd » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:48 pm

Fivelives wrote:I can't host it anywhere, it'd get taken down faster than I can put it up


i have posted plenty of completely inappropriate for anything content onto imageshack without it getting taken down for quite a while.

and there are other image sites that will let you post without content guidelines too, but i've never had to use one so i can't point you to one :(
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